Hot MILF Fall

0:00 Hello gorgeous it's lala kent welcome to untraditionally lala hello gorgeous welcome back to untraditionally lala good morning tt good morning hello pulpit feels weird without me mother here where is she what's she doing we're recording from home today you don't say she's getting ready oh does she have a busy day uh she's Started making one for us.

0:31 Good, good.

0:32 I love this. Oh, for us?

0:34 Easton, I need to go here. I need to go here. I need to go here.

0:39 I could roll with you guys.

0:41 Okay.

0:42 Yeah.

0:42 All right. I love it.

0:44 I think it was last week that I talked about, I think it was a couple episodes ago, reaching my sober birthday.

0:55 Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. That's all you get.

1:00 That's fine. Keep coming back.

1:03 Keep coming back.

1:05 Sober.

1:07 And I officially reached it, hit it, celebrated it.

1:12 I am eight years sober and some change.

1:16 Very proud of you. Very proud of you.

1:18 Thank you.

1:18 The humbling, the most humbling part about it is every time you hit another day.

1:26 You wake up and start all over again.

1:28 Really though. It's the goal you'll never obtain. Yeah. Never reach.

1:35 Because what is the goal really?

1:36 Right.

1:36 Just completing another day sober.

1:38 Yeah.

1:38 Every day. And they'd always go. That was my other thing. When I'd go into AA, like when I first started, they were like, you know what? If you need to have a drink, we'll have a drink tomorrow. Because tomorrow never comes.

1:50 Wow.

1:51 Because the next day, you know what? We're going to do this and tomorrow we'll have a drink. And then the next day comes and you just have to get it through. But we'll drink tomorrow.

2:01 What's that song? Tomorrow is a different day.

2:05 Yeah.

2:06 It certainly is. You never know what it brings.

2:09 I'm taking my cake this weekend because last weekend, you know, I wanted to go to that meeting on Sunday. And then I was told that my dearest friend, Janet Caperna, Had planned something.

2:24 Can I get in on this? Because I think I was a part of that. You were a part of the planning? I think I was the planner, but Janet is a good planner. I planned, she planned.

2:34 You planned to make the plan. You planned to make the plan.

2:37 Yes, because we wanted to do it on your birthday, on your actual sober birthday.

2:44 Yeah, but my actual birthday was very cute.

2:46 No, and we did that one just small and very.

2:50 Intimate.

2:50 Yes. And then me and Janet were talking and I said, you should just come over on Sunday with everybody. Yeah. And she said, and she even said who should come. And I said, anybody who is just down to watch football and chill. And then in the midst of all of that and me planning, it's awful. I won't lie to you. I did forget because I was so excited to get something for you because nobody could come to that. You're, original so i was like yeah we have to plan something and then i plan it and i was like and he's.

3:20 Like by the way i have to leave at nine to go to baseball until like almost three i'm like okay i played lights out did you yeah i really did we love that for you i know i played short stop guys short stop.

3:34 No i was fine that you went and did that obviously.

3:37 I mean you know it was good for my mental health.

3:38 Good for your mental health um it was it was like a relatively small group i don't you guys know I keep my circle pretty tight.

3:47 So it was Janet, it was Jared.

3:51 The gays came for my actual sober birthday that was like very, very petite. Just people who have really supported me in this sober journey who.

4:04 Saw me.

4:08 Really as a bag of fun drinking.

4:11 So I get really dark after the passing of my dad and then watch me get sober and like have made it so special every single year that I hit like a new milestone celebrated that. I actually enjoy my sober birthday more than my actual birthday. Like my sober birthday is, People really fucking show up for me.

4:35 There's one thing that you said that I really enjoyed about the sober birthday is, and I don't want to take a birthday away, but like no matter who you are, what you do in life, you always have a birthday. The sober birthday you work for.

4:47 Yeah.

4:48 So it's like deserving. And it feels good.

4:52 It feels so good.

4:53 The day that I woke up on my eight year birthday, I could not be fucked with.

4:59 No, the gratitude was high. The gratitude was so high. I was so happy.

5:04 You could have told me that it was snowing outside and I needed to go shovel bare naked and I would have been like, that's okay.

5:13 No, you could have told me that I had to go paint the outside of a home.

5:16 Yeah.

5:17 And I would have been like, you know what? I'm going to paint it.

5:19 Yeah.

5:19 It was like such an incredible.

5:21 Yeah.

5:21 There was just nothing that could like knock me off my rocker that day. I felt very proud and just like, I obviously cried a few times because I just couldn't believe that I made it. And I had my baby in my arms and just thinking about all the incredible accomplishments that came my way after I got sober. And I think when people get sober, they're on a pink cloud.

5:45 And there are times where I visit the pink cloud and I hold on to that because sobriety doesn't mean that your entire... Life still happens. You're still going to face really... life altering, devastating moments. The biggest difference for me is that I do it in clarity and I know that it's not going to last forever. The feelings that I'm in, whereas when I would drink and mask them, the next day was so dark and then alcohol is a depressant. So I was in even a bigger hole than I was before.

6:19 Yeah, I get that.

6:22 And with clarity, you can see the tiniest little bit of light at the end of the tunnel and But light is light, baby. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

6:31 Mm-hmm.

6:32 And to sobriety, we found that light.

6:35 And everyone came over, I want to say, at like 11.30, you guys. We watched football. We laid by the pool. I mean, Janet and Jared stayed until probably.

6:45 6, 6.15. She got Craig's.

6:49 Can I?

6:50 They?

6:51 We got honey truffle chicken, their pasta, the wedge salad.

6:56 The pigs in a blanket.

6:58 Oh my God. What they got at Craig's.

7:00 And then Claudia made all of these like homemade chocolate dipped goods with caramel.

7:05 I was like, this is the best day ever.

7:07 I'm talking to Claudia right now. Claudia, whatever you made with those chocolate things, Easton needs a whole heap of them. Just for me. Just for me.

7:16 Good.

7:16 I could not stop.

7:17 I almost took them over to my house and I was like, I do not want to deal with the repercussions. That ends badly.

7:23 It ends badly. It ends in the morning.

7:25 Cause the, All of it would have been gone. Claudia, you were a beautiful human being. Yeah. Delightful.

7:31 And then I ended my sober celebration with a massage from my masseuse that comes to the house.

7:38 Oh, no. You came down looking like a ghost. Like she took the soul from you.

7:43 Well, she.

7:44 And then mom walked down looking the same. And I was like, oh, she really is up there just doing work. I mean.

7:50 It was so good. I was like, my body has been rocked.

7:56 Me and Justin maybe talked and said that we are going to book her and we'll just have her come here and Justin's going to get one too.

8:04 You should.

8:05 No, we are.

8:05 She's fantastic. She'll like walk on your back.

8:09 No, she... I don't know what... The only bad thing is I fall asleep a lot of the time.

8:14 Oh, I was knocked out.

8:15 I know, and I don't want to.

8:16 She had my leg and was like this with it.

8:18 And I was like, oh my God, I'm going down.

8:22 I'm about to take a five-hour energy so I can just be up for all of it. Because I need to feel all of it.

8:28 No, that's the best part is when you can like.

8:30 The whole time when I was on my back face down, I was thinking about how lucky I was.

8:34 Yeah, see, I don't even get to think.

8:35 Like all my friends, like how... Janet is like the most incredible friend and so kind.

8:41 And I was like, wait, hold on. We'll think about this later. Shut the fuck up.

8:45 I know. See?

8:46 And enjoy it.

8:47 And then every time, five minutes in, I fall asleep. And then she just wakes me up and she's like, we're done. And I'm like, oh, can you restart?

8:55 Oh, she's the best.

8:56 She gave me a face massage last night.

8:57 She is the best. She is the best.

9:03 Peterman. It's so good.

9:08 And after my massage, I come downstairs and it's just Easton and freaking Justin, who's like.

9:13 The light of my life right now. Justin Horner. The greatest human ever. I'm obsessed with him.

9:19 So.

9:20 He really has become like one of my best friends. Yes.

9:23 He's so great. I'm obsessed with him. He was like, thanks for letting me come over again. I was like, Justin, you never need to thank me. Like I just, you just come over.

9:31 Just be, just be here.

9:32 He's like, the energy in this house is so great.

9:34 I'm like, I know. And you're a part of it. So keep coming. Keep coming back. It works if you work it.

9:40 I think.

9:46 That's what the beauty in this house is. Built on AA. It is magical, right? Yeah.

9:52 Have you been to a newcomer's meeting? It's the most magical place you'll ever go. I'll tell you what. you want to live there you never want to leave.

10:02 It brings you such hope it does this house is the pink cloud you're feeling down come to the pink cloud um No, this house is so magical.

10:15 Amber was like, you need to host a meeting once a week at your house. And I was like, really? And she was like, yes.

10:21 Magical place, that house.

10:23 But the Ravens got their fucking asses handed to them. Second half of the fucking game. And I bought these Raven socks on Amazon. Busted them out.

10:32 Day of, you guys.

10:34 They got rocked.

10:35 So I told.

10:37 Justin about it, who's like, could not be any less interested. And he was like, well, you do know that there's like a full moon tonight. You could just like put them outside with a crystal. And I was like, is that a thing?

10:48 I'm doing that.

10:49 He goes, we should make a reel about it. And I was like, totally, let's do it. Cut to, that was at like noon. Cut to, I go up for my massage, come down. It's like 8.30 and he was like, so I was thinking for the reel, we could like light the fire outside.

11:04 And I'm looking at him and I'm like, Yeah, it's like, I was like, oh, I was like, it's 8.30. And he was like, okay.

11:12 So we can do this right now.

11:13 I was like, am I a square for thinking like it's 8.30? There's no time to make a reel. It's time for bed. But we did it.

11:20 We did it. As I was participating in this reel.

11:23 He was the light guy.

11:25 I was the light man. But when I tell you, that is what I thought of. When you were like starting it and Justin's getting in like his spot, I was thinking I could never be like a Instagram influencer.

11:40 I'm not a creative.

11:43 I couldn't imagine being like, we have to wait for the sun to go down. I, I in bed. That's a lot of work. Shout out to you.

11:50 And it was so simple, but so funny.

11:52 Oh, simple, funny.

11:54 He's like, here's the crystal you're going to hold. I'm like, where did you find this? He's like, I found it near the fireplace inside.

11:59 I was like, wow. Thank you. Oh, he brings me such joy.

12:04 He does, but I loved my reel. It made me, I was like, I want to make so many reels. And there was another one.

12:10 We did a Q & A on an unlikely affair last week and someone asked about my skincare routine. And so I like somewhat talked about it. But then the other night I was like in bed.

12:20 It was a weekend. I didn't have an ocean. Didn't have to.

12:22 Be up at six in the morning to take her to school. But- I posted, like, what I had done, and so many people DMed me because I opened my DMs back up. And by the way, on football days when I post, my DMs are filled with women who are like me.

12:40 Yeah.

12:41 It's really fun. It's really, really fun. I love to see it.

12:45 Anyway, so many DMs came through about the Vaseline around the eyes, which I've been doing for so long.

12:51 I started doing that.

12:53 Yeah.

12:53 I did it on my forehead, too. Speaking of, can we go see Lee?

12:56 Smile.

12:58 Looks pretty good.

13:00 See, but you and I both have these, haven't we? Yeah, they're called bags. Mom doesn't have that.

13:04 Yeah, it's called we have dads. And dad, he knew it. He hated them. Don't you remember at the very, mom got him that cream?

13:12 Yeah.

13:12 And it would tighten. And he would do it every day.

13:16 Yeah.

13:17 Well.

13:17 We have dad's eye bags.

13:19 Do I right now?

13:22 No, but we have them.

13:24 Don't throw me into this equation. I'm not appreciating it.

13:27 You're more of dad than I am.

13:29 I'm your mom.

13:30 Yeah.

13:31 Easton, look at the width between my eyebrow and here. You don't have these eyes. You don't have these eyes. You're dad.

13:38 No.

13:39 Yeah. I'm my mother. My sister is my father.

13:43 You guys, look at the amount of space between my eyelash line and here.

13:48 Look at that lid.

13:49 Yeah.

13:49 You don't have that at all.

13:51 Well, let me go into the doctor.

13:53 Yeah.

13:54 Don't be projecting onto me with your eye bags.

13:58 My eye bags are beautiful. Yours are bags. I was just throwing myself in there to make you feel better. It's you with the bags, me with the beauty.

14:06 Projection. So I'm going to do it. Anyway, back to the reel.

14:09 I'm going to do a reel about how to properly use your Vaseline around your eyes and then the rest of the skincare.

14:16 That would be nice because I didn't know there was proper use to do that. I just am lopping it on there.

14:22 Well, you can.

14:23 I'm saying when I say the proper way, it's just the way that I do it. Since people ask, then I'll send it to Justin.

14:28 He can edit it.

14:31 Halloween.

14:32 Halloween's a coming.

14:33 I'm so excited, guys. Speaking of, I do need to look at when my costume will be coming.

14:39 By the way, me too.

14:40 We're going to a Halloween party and freaking Michelle sends me her look last night. And it's the exact same witch outfit that I ordered. Literally the exact one. And she sends me this message and says, I don't like it.

14:58 It's too low.

14:59 And when I tried it on, I'm like, that's what I didn't like about it. So I'm going to try and figure out what other costume I can wear. I'm thinking like a witch of the dead or this one that we both got was like a spidery witch.

15:12 Like Witch of the Dead, Witch of Dark Magic. I'm trying to figure it out.

15:16 And maybe I'll have like braids added to my hair.

15:18 Can I wear a mask to that? Yeah, totally. All right, because that's what I'm doing for hers. And then my second outfit. Oh, gosh.

15:27 And then for actual Halloween, is that what you mean?

15:29 Yeah. I'm going for actual Halloween because I'm taking Ocean Trick-or-Treating. I've told you guys Ocean is being miraculous ladybug and cat noir. So it's like a new animated superhero, I think. So she's got like this latex ladybug outfit with red converse, a ladybug mask, and then.

15:55 It's got a purple wig.

15:56 And I'm just going to wear like the exact same cheetah outfit that I wore in one of my interview looks last year.

16:02 And I ordered cheetah ears.

16:04 I got mom like cat ears. I'll just do like feline makeup on us and call it a day. Ocean's being Lavaca Lola.

16:11 Lavaca.

16:13 That's what we're doing.

16:14 I was hoping to do like a little bit of pumpkin carving during the day on Halloween and then going to where I think we're going to go to one of the neighborhoods around here just to trick or treat.

16:25 Fun, fun. Yeah. Fun, fun.

16:28 You have a party. You're not.

16:29 Partay, partay.

16:31 Wait, please.

16:32 Do I tell them what I'm doing? Yeah, you must. Or do I surprise them? No, you must. Guys, I'm being B-read from Malibu's Most Wanted. Gotta keep your pimp hand strong. Is that what he says? Gotta keep your pimp hand strong. It's so good.

16:47 Be rad. Ooh, take this exit.

16:55 I'm about to have a lot of videos of me being be rad.

17:09 We're not planning on like sitting around and handing out candy.

17:12 We're not handing out candy. No, we're not handing out anything.

17:16 No, because there's not like a lot of little kids in this neighborhood. So back when we lived in Utah in that cul-de-sac, that was super fun to like stay home.

17:27 But I remember.

17:28 Actually, we didn't even do that. We went to sit in.

17:30 Yeah, I'm not even going to lie to you. Even when we were at the old house we grew up in, I don't remember getting any trick-or-treaters. Because we lived at like the bottom... And there was so much happening happening up top. So we just go, everybody just, even if you lived where we did, you'd get in the car, you'd drive just a little bit park and you'd start walking.

17:51 You know, the holidays just hit different in Utah than they hit in LA. Like nothing ever feels like a holiday. Cause you look outside and it's like, Oh, it's still 90 degrees in October.

18:02 Got it. Like in Utah, it was like, Oh, the leaves are changing. It feels like fall. It's cooling down.

18:08 This is our game plan. We're going to go to a family friend's house. We have chili and cornbread. And then we go out with the kids. I remember having to dress warmer than my costume because it was cold. The dads would stay home and hand out the candy. It just felt so nice.

18:23 Yeah.

18:23 It just feels different out here. And I don't know how to make it feel.

18:26 Well, Utah's, you know, I think we were very blessed.

18:32 I think I need to go back just to remind myself that I do love it in L.A., That is also true. Because there are moments that I really miss it.

18:41 I like being in Utah, but I love getting out of Utah. But no, I think the people there are really amazing. And the one thing that I really do love that I was instilled with through the Mormon religion is family time, family nights. Family is huge. Yes. Monday night, you don't do anything. It is family night. You go home, you cook with your family. And I think those things just instilled doing things the correct way. You had family night.

19:09 Now when you have a party with other friends, you're kind of doing it in a structured, and it was fun. I liked it.

19:14 I have to just say this. So a lot of people, I don't know if it's a lot of people. A lot of people, I'm going to say. When they look at our family dynamic, they find it to be a little bit strange. My family friends from back home in Utah have the exact same dynamic that we have. Like I have a friend where the mom and dad have a back.

19:41 House that they live in.

19:42 And then she lives with her husband and kids in the house.

19:48 So it's like a similar structure.

19:49 Yeah.

19:50 Ours.

19:51 Righteous gemstones.

19:53 Well, that's the dream to have. There's a dude on acres upon acres with just homes with the family.

19:59 And there, it literally looks like righteous gemstone. He, his family owns car dealerships, but he's got his house.

20:07 Yeah.

20:07 His parents. Yeah. And then his aunt.

20:10 Yeah, like it's not.

20:11 All in the same.

20:11 It's not.

20:12 Got his golf cart.

20:13 Abnormal.

20:13 No. And here's the thing.

20:15 Where we come from.

20:16 Nick Saban.

20:17 Yeah.

20:18 I'm watching his. He lost his dad at 22. Nick Saban.

20:22 I mean, you weren't much... You weren't far behind him.

20:24 No, I was 25. But he was explaining what it is to lose. And I was like, wow. You put it into words. And as he was speaking, I was like, wow, I really get it. But his family... He opened a car dealership. His sons run the car dealership. They all live close. It's a very.

20:39 So what you're saying is we need to get into the car dealership industry.

20:42 What I'm saying is their family is no different than like ours.

20:45 I think people are catching on and being like, this world is crazy. You can't trust many people. So let's just like keep the family unit close.

20:55 And here's the other thing that I, the people who think that our dynamic is weird or different. I'm blessed that you think that because you haven't had loss before. And I'm very grateful that you haven't. But when you lose somebody in your family, like your father at such a young age, it sows your whole family pretty tight.

21:15 And that is why.

21:16 That's when everything changed.

21:18 Yeah.

21:18 Well, just to let everybody know, like when mom, she's making plans and it's like, I'm your Uber driver. But there's times where I get a little frustrated. But then there's times where I think of dad and it's like, you know what? These are the good old days and I got to live in them. So I'm going to take my mom.

21:31 That was the best when I said the, the advice, what it was a bonus episode of this podcast untraditionally.

21:38 And someone said, um, what was it?

21:41 Never don't look back on the good old days because you're living in them.

21:46 And it's like that one stuck with me.

21:49 It's stuck. And like, those are the things. So I, yeah, I think we are as tight and, You know, we live this lifestyle because of the life that was handed to us.

22:00 We've labeled it as we want to be co-independent. Instead of codependent, we're working on being co-independent. Mom drove the other day. It was really cute and sweet.

22:10 She's really good. Well, because she cried. Anyway, we won't get too much into that. Let's talk about pop culture.

22:17 Drake turned 40 on Saturday, and he had a 400-person party in New York.

22:21 Backstreet Boys performed. Did you see this video?

22:25 And Drake joined them on stage and performed I Want It That Way. He reportedly gave away Chanel and Hermes bags plus cash prizes starting at $ 10, 000 with a top prize of a million to guess. How did you get invited? You have to imagine 400 people. Like, how does someone know 400 people?

22:43 I mean, there's probably over 50 rappers, 50 models.

22:49 They don't need a $ 10, 000 cash prize.

22:52 No, but that's why it's, you know. Go on the street and give it to the guy who needs it.

22:57 He does that too, though. He's Drake. And we love him for it.

23:01 No, I really do.

23:02 He survived the Lamar beef. I love Drake.

23:07 Yeah, well, he puts out music.

23:09 And it's good.

23:10 It all slaps.

23:11 And when I tell you I've played.

23:12 Did you see it?

23:13 No.

23:14 Are you talking about at the birthday?

23:15 Yeah.

23:16 So, but you didn't see the clip of.

23:17 Backstreet Boys performing? No, I didn't see that, but I saw, like, clips of, like, he's in, like, the middle. He's got, like, a drink, and everybody's just around, like, and music is going. I saw that. I didn't see that. And then I saw him getting back to his hotel or wherever he was going at, like, 4 a.m.

23:32 Oh, no.

23:33 And he's wearing, like, a leopard chrome heart. I'm not a big fan of chrome heart.

23:39 But it was sick?

23:40 But this one was, yeah. Did you know chrome heart second, like, To buy a pair of jeans from Chrome Hearts, like 30 grand for a pair of jeans.

23:47 That's beyond ridiculous.

23:49 Ridiculous. Like, why? Yeah, they have belt buckles that are like 10 to 15K.

23:54 Especially because of the stuff that you told me when you watched Brandy Hellville, which is about like the.

24:00 Fast fashion.

24:02 Fast fashion.

24:03 Not that that's fast fashion.

24:05 I was going to say they aren't.

24:06 But it's like $ 30, 000 for something like that just seems ridiculous.

24:09 Well, just even like, I don't know. I don't have that money just to like spend, but I have to assume even if I did, I couldn't with what I have seen in life and working on movies and being in very, very poverty stricken areas.

24:28 Okay.

24:29 I could never become very successful. Look at a pair of jeans for 30 grand and go, yeah, I deserve these. I would be like, I've worked hard and I, yes, I could, but I could do so much more with this money.

24:41 Yeah.

24:41 I just couldn't do it.

24:43 Or you do both.

24:44 I mean, I don't know.

24:45 The people that we're talking about giving away a million dollars to a guest. I mean, they're making mad money and I have to assume that he's donating a lot.

24:55 Well, he also is probably getting those things for free. I'm not going to lie.

24:58 How does he get a million dollars for free?

25:00 Oh, I was talking about the bags.

25:03 Oh, the bags.

25:04 Yeah, it was probably all gifted.

25:06 Lindsay Hubbard says she's having a hot milf fall. I've never heard that.

25:13 How do you have a hot milf fall?

25:15 I actually think I know exactly what this is.

25:18 It's with.

25:21 Like a hot girl summer, I feel is one where you go out and you have like Sexy time because you're in like less clothes and you want to be out and about. Whereas fall sets in and she's in New York and it becomes more cozy.

25:37 You want to date.

25:38 You want to cuddle. You want to drink a hot toddy by the fire. So I think that's the difference between a hot girl summer and a hot, or a, what does she call it? And a hot milf fall. And because she's a mom.

25:51 Yeah. Hot milf fall.

25:54 I want that. I really want that.

25:57 HMF, baby. HMF.

25:59 That's the vibe.

26:01 Hashtag HMF. Come over.

26:04 Let's be in sweatpants. Let's make hot chocolate. It's so damn hot outside, though. But I want to light my fire. I want a football game on. I want to be on the couch and be cute with someone.

26:13 Let me just tell you this real quick, though.

26:15 Tell me.

26:16 Lauren. Yeah.

26:17 Sorry.

26:18 Lala loves the fire on.

26:20 You can call me Lauren.

26:21 Lauren loves the good fire on. So she turns it on with the fucking... Heat outside being 75. I'm chilling with Sosa. She looks at me and she goes, I hot. I hot. You want the fire off? And she goes, yeah. And so I go. And as I'm turning it off, she looks at me and she goes, I hot. It was hot.

26:43 I walked out of my bedroom and I was like, that thing heats this place up.

26:47 Yeah.

26:48 I had to go put on different socks because my feet were sweaty.

26:52 Oh, a fire in a football game. The charcuterie board?

26:55 It was fun for the first quarter.

26:57 Oh, my God. There's nothing better. Tom Brady is reportedly dating Candice Swanepoel. She's the Victoria's Secret model.

27:04 Blonde.

27:05 Gorgeous.

27:06 It's clear he has a type. He likes the models.

27:09 But a lot of people are saying that this is Candice Swanepoel breaking girl code. And for me, it's like, why do we never talk about the.

27:18 Dudes in the situation?

27:19 Small world.

27:21 It is a small world. You know, at this point, you just... Fish got to swim.

27:25 Birds got to eat. Squirrels got to get in it. So it is what it is. I'm fine with it. I actually think they would make a beautiful couple. It's age appropriate while still like being able.

27:34 38. Okay.

27:35 How old is Tom Brady?

27:37 44.

27:39 49.

27:41 Shit.

27:41 For me, it's quite the age gap, but I'm into it. I don't care. I think it's cute.

27:46 He takes care of himself.

27:48 I love a hot couple.

27:50 It's the best.

27:51 Avengers actor, I love this one. Josh Brolin credits 6 a.m. meetings for 12 years of sobriety.

27:57 Whatever gets you out and going.

27:58 Wow.

27:59 There are times where I love a good morning meeting. A good 9 a.m. at the old AA facility. Yeah.

28:07 9 a.m.s are great.

28:09 Anything earlier might not do it for me.

28:10 6 a.m., though.

28:11 But again, if someone can be committed and disciplined and he starts every single day... With a 6 a.m. meeting where he gets to hear people's struggles and stories. When you leave a meeting, let me tell you something. You feel revived. Oh my God, my baby just came back from a walk and I'm looking at her out the window.

28:34 She's got her LaVocca Lola in the air. Living her best life.

28:39 There she is.

28:42 I'm obsessed. I can't. Good for him. Good for you, Josh.

28:48 Good for, yes.

28:48 Roland, 12 years. What an accomplishment. Let's get into Bravo, Bravo, fucking Bravo. BravoCon has officially been announced.

28:57 When are we going?

29:00 My sober birthday.

29:01 Really? Yeah. Where is it? Hold on. Where is it? It's in one of two places, right?

29:07 Guess.

29:08 I really, I want to say it's in Vegas.

29:11 It's in Vegas, baby.

29:14 I wish it was in New York.

29:17 So BravoCon starts on my nine-year sobriety birthday, October 22nd, 2027 in Vegas.

29:26 Don't put the cart before the horse.

29:28 One day at a time, baby. One day at a time.

29:31 We have a meeting every day.

29:33 It only takes two people. I'm very excited about this. And I texted the group chat because Zach was.

29:40 the one who slid into our chat and was like, this is when BravoCon's happening. I was like, I for sure need to start looking at my outfits now because if I start now, I will have them by October 21st. This one's really exciting. You're going to love this, TT. Next Gen Atlanta is happening. So they have Next Gen NYC.

30:14 Love it. This one is in Atlanta, and there.

30:18 Has been some talk about Lil Wayne's kid joining his daughter.

30:23 I think her name's Regine.

30:25 Yeah.

30:27 And I know this because there was a show. What was it? Tiny and Toya. That's what it was.

30:32 Tiny and Toya had a reality TV show together.

30:36 Toya was.

30:37 Toya was that bitch.

30:39 Toya is.

30:40 She probably still is. I haven't seen her. She's still that bitch.

30:42 But she was with Wayne. Tiny was with T.I. I'm so excited.

30:50 I really hope. So Regine is the daughter of Toya and Lil Wayne.

30:55 So she'll be on it. I really would like T.I. 's kid to be on it too.

31:01 Yeah, one of the boys.

31:02 Yeah, both of them.

31:03 Amanda Batula is not filming in the city, but she may make cameo filming with Kyle.

31:09 I wonder if that was her choice.

31:11 I remember talking to Lindsay Hubbard, and I asked her if Amanda was going to film a second season if that was on the table.

31:19 And they had already completed.

31:20 I think when I had Lindsay on the podcast, In the City was about to premiere. And she was like, I think if we have another season, like she won't be a part of it. So I'm curious to know if it was Amanda's idea. Or if it was that thing that the network does where it's like, we're not going to have you back, but we're giving you the option to say that you don't want to come back rather than be like, we're letting her go.

31:42 Yeah. That's just in the work world too. You know, that's in everybody's world.

31:47 Yes.

31:48 They get the option.

31:48 You've been screwing up. So we're going to give you the opportunity to get out of here while you're ahead. Or it happens.

31:54 In the court of law too.

31:55 Everywhere.

31:57 We'll, we'll give you an option. You can say you're guilty now.

32:01 Like Kevin Gates.

32:04 People don't know who you're talking about.

32:05 He's a rapper. He was fighting and they gave him 30 months. So he signed it.

32:12 But if Amanda's making cameos filming with Kyle, yeah, that's interesting. And that's just a maybe. I would like to see their dynamic. But I will say I'm excited for this.

32:23 Order a cameo.

32:25 No, she's not on camera. A cameo just means an appearance.

32:28 Isn't that what that thing is called, though?

32:31 Yes.

32:32 Well, now you can see the confusion.

32:36 Kyle and Sierra kissed in the Summer House preview during a game of Spin the Bottle.

32:41 Kyle, who is Amanda's ex-husband, and Sierra, who's Wes' ex-girlfriend.

32:47 That Spin the Bottle, you know damn well they're just starting shit, and I'm all about it.

32:51 How do you control what a bottle does and where it spins?

32:54 Well, you can control not playing the game.

32:56 No, that just... Who wouldn't want to play Spin the Bottle? How fun.

33:02 Heather Gay changes her black eye story again, and the audience boos her. So FanFest happened last weekend, and FanFest took place in Charleston. It's basically a mini BravoCon, so you don't have every Bravo-lebrity.

33:17 You have like- A select set.

33:20 A select set.

33:21 But the cast of Southern Charm all did a panel, which makes sense because- They.

33:27 All live there, right?

33:28 That would make a lot of sense. That would make a lot of sense, and it's easy. Not a lot of flights to be booked. But she changed her story again. When she was asked about it, she says she talked about it many times and asks Andy to help me out. When he reminds her that she said Jen Shaw did it, Heather says, Jen asked, did I do that to you?

33:51 And that they're going to have to figure it out.

33:54 So this is going back seasons to when she was wearing the glasses.

33:57 They're on season seven. And I think this happened maybe season three.

34:01 Cause she hasn't. Yeah. So my question is Heather gay. If you are in trouble because she's out, is she changing Jen Shaw? I'm just making a, let's just make it dirtier.

34:16 Yeah.

34:17 Do you think that Jen Shaw, yeah, was the one who caused the black eye, so she's stuck with this story. Jen Shaw is out, and who knows if she's on. Oh, Easton's getting messy. And maybe she's like, you know what? Because she's out, I'm going to retract this because I am now worried she's, I don't know.

34:36 Oh, Easton is definitely concocting. Oh, you're like Sonia Morgan.

34:41 Stir, stir, stir.

34:44 Bethany blasts andy cohen for throwing shade at her at bravo fan fest and calls him bravo's bitch.

34:50 Talk good about me talk bad about me as long as you talk about me.

34:55 So what happened was when asked if bethany frankel would ever return to the real housewives franchise andy did his uh radio show with his co-host and when that was asked He and his co-host mocked her by referring her to her as the Margarita Lady.

35:14 Oh, no.

35:16 Damn.

35:16 The Margarita Lady.

35:17 It reminds me of Lip Balm Girl. Season 10.

35:21 LBG.

35:22 Of Vanderpump Rules.

35:24 When one of our old cast members said about Christina Kelly.

35:27 Lip Balm Girl. I was like, do you know what I would give?

35:30 To be Lip Balm Girl? Don't look at her goddamn account. Call me Lip Balm Girl.

35:35 The Margarita Lady.

35:37 And calling her TikTok content suffocating while joking about blocking her.

35:42 I don't know.

35:42 I love petty drama.

35:44 I do too. I love petty drama. You don't have the wording of it. You didn't need to say suffocating. Like, all right.

35:53 What word would you like him to use? Insufferable. I actually like her content.

35:59 I'm just thinking of another person who creates content where I'm like, I know that feeling of suffocating content.

36:05 And it's fine.

36:06 It's fine. We're all out of here. Instead of suffocating secondhand embarrassing.

36:11 Let me tell you, no matter who you are, your content is going to feel suffocating to someone. Your content is going to be insufferable to someone like the shit that i put out there i'm sure there's a group of people who are like yes this is my bitch but i'm sure there are others that are like oh.

36:29 This bitch that's my bitch oh that bitch yes exactly yeah no i get it you can't win with everyone but a friend to everyone it's a friend to no one.

36:43 Stand up for your friends I'm.

36:45 Going to leave it on this one.

36:46 Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga are.

36:49 Getting along still.

36:51 I'm very glad that I text them and got them back together.

36:54 That is completely false.

36:55 He's spreading propaganda on this podcast and I don't know that I love it. You guys, thank you for listening to another episode of Untraditionally Lala.

37:03 I love you and I will catch you next week.

37:04 Bye.

37:05 Bye.