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Lala and Easton celebrate sobriety milestones, react to fans dressing as Season 4 Lala Kent for Halloween, and recount the unfortunate incident that left Brittany's party smelling like burnt hair.
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Hello gorgeous, it's Lala Kent. Welcome to Untraditionally Lala. Hello gorgeous, welcome back to Untraditionally Lala.
Hi T.
Hello. I know I was a little bummed about the rain not happening on Sunday too, because I was like really looking forward to staying in and doing nothing and watching the Ravens shit the bed.
Again and again.
The season's over, but it's fine.
The season is over. Yeah.
Heartbreaking.
Should we go earlier to a game?
I still rock with my team, no matter what.
Yes, but should we go earlier instead of January.
To a game? I can't. That's the problem. So it'll still be fun. Ocean's excited. She asked me yesterday, what team is ours? I was like, the losing one.
The one that is not winning. But our other team is winning. Our college team.
Oh, they're crushing it.
Utah. The running Utes.
They fucked shit up on Saturday.
We had a number two. Wait, who lost? No one gives a shit. I'm talking to nobody. So never mind.
Moving on.
But then all the rain happened on freaking Halloween.
Irritating.
Which I was expecting the opposite.
I know. Because it said, I don't trust anything that Apple says. It takes me the longest way ever when I map out like my route.
Yeah.
It always takes me.
The longest way. The weather is always wrong. Is that through Apple or like who do I pick.
The bone with? Who do we need to email about this? Yes. I don't know because I put in when I was taking you or no, when I was meeting you at Brittany's Halloween party. That was fun. I put in her address. Yeah. As I'm driving, I look down and it says like recalculating. So I like looked at it. It was taking me to UCLA.
Okay.
For whatever reason.
That happened to me. Brittany and I were in the car for over an hour. And it was only, it only was 15 minutes. But I should know.
Why am I, like, it was like wanting me to turn around. And here's where I was like, I am a sheep. And I turned around. And then we started going the other way. And then I was like, this is not right. So I like looked at it. I pulled over. Everybody's like, what are you doing? I was like, calm down. Calm down.
Have another drink.
Yeah. Just be drunk back there.
Have another drink.
Shut the fuck up. We'll fucking get there. So I'm looking at it and yeah, I just zoom out and it's like UCLA. I'm thinking, when in the fuck have I ever gone there? Never. I've never. We don't go to college. School? What are you talking about?
No, no, no.
A grading system?
No. Not for me. But yes. So I will say that Apple Maps and the.
A lot of things that I love shitting the bed recently.
They are, but no one, it's like 90% chance of rain. Yeah.
That only means 90%. That means the area.
Yes.
Yeah.
But I'll take it.
Okay.
90% of my area.
It's a 90% chance it'll rain today. It's like, no, no. 90% of that area is going to get rain.
Yeah.
But I like those odds.
Those are great odds.
I just have a hard time believing I'm in the 10% that isn't going to get rained on.
Right. It's happened. It's happened.
Um, the other thing that I was very excited about, cause I want to get into Halloween, but let's talk about our Sunday first because, um.
Oh, it was a rough Sunday. I had two naps, two.
Naps, but also I took my cake finally at a meeting. It was a great day. I got two chips. My first sponsor ever. When I first got sober, came to the meeting, she gave me a chip My sober sister and my sponsor that I have now brought the most gorgeous eight-year chip ever. It was like carved out these tiny, delicate little flowers.
And you didn't even show me.
I did show you.
No, you didn't. Yes, I did.
When?
Last night on the stairs.
I was, no.
Oh, maybe I showed Ocean.
You probably showed, yeah. You didn't show me.
Ocean looked at the card that my sober sister and sponsor gave me. And she copied it because right now in school, she's learning to read and write. So I have a card from Ocean that says, to mama, love Ocean, congratulations.
But she's writing downward.
So if you read it across, it's like, congratulations on your eight sobriety.
It is so stinking cute. She woke up this morning. She goes, did you see my card?
I was like, yes. And she goes, I'm really upset, mom, because I wasn't quite finished and you weren't.
Supposed to see it. It was a surprise. Is that not the cutest thing?
She is the cutest thing.
So now I have that in my drawer as well with my eight year sobriety chips.
It was great. The meeting was fucking awesome.
I loved the guy in the room who was like, I'm really fucking sick of AA.
It hits so hard.
I was like, dude, cackled.
He's like, you know, when you have a headache, you take Tylenol and it's over. He's like, I want that to be with my drinking. I want my drinking to like, Be over. Be over.
I want it to be done.
He's like, but I know I.
Need the meeting, but like, I'm really fucking sick of coming here.
Right. I'm sick of, I'm not kidding you. I call my sponsor every day. It's been about 500 days of calling him. I feel like, yeah, it's been a rough go. And I felt that man when he said, I'm done with it.
Yeah, but then a guy who was celebrating 19 years of sobriety, he's like, I feel you. Every year of sobriety gets better. He's like, yes, life happens. But every year that I hit, I'm like, I love this. And that resonated with me a lot. Yeah.
It's been, I have my one year. I am now day by day. But I can tell you right now that even in the one year, it's been, there's a lot of things. I'm really starting to fall in love with me. Does that make sense? Isn't that great? I didn't know who I was because I was just drinking. And now, like, I'm maneuvering my mental. And I'm like, okay, I kind of like who I am.
I love this for you, Jason. That's a really amazing feeling. I love that you're feeling that way.
I worked hard for it.
Fuck yeah, you did.
But yes, I can only imagine how you feel. Eight years. Congratulations.
Keep them coming.
I know, right?
So we had a Halloween party at Brittany's the night before Halloween.
It did not.
Get rained on. Thank God. This party was beautiful.
The amount of like just fine little details that she put into it. She's got to have some sort of show on like HGTV.
Like she must.
She's really good.
She's got an eye for everything. And like even though she brings on a party planner, she approves like all the details. Whereas me, I bring the party planner on and I'm like, I don't even care.
Yeah. I just want to come out and be set up.
What kind of flowers are you thinking?
Don't care. The ones you like. Whatever you like.
As long as you don't put a red rose or a carnation anywhere in my line of vision, we're fine. The one gripe that I had, I wore my weave that goes down to like literally my hips and And I'm leaning over talking to Brittany and there's actual lit candles and I start smelling hair and this woman goes, oh my.
God, your wreath's on fire. I was like, holy shit.
So then the rest of the party, it was like, it smelled for a while. So I felt like I had to announce like, if you smell the burnt hair, just so you know, it is me.
I'm really sorry.
Oh, not me. Just you're smelling it. I'm hiding. I'm embarrassed.
No, I was all about it.
I was like, Yeah. It is what it is.
This party should smell like burnt hair.
You're right. It's fucking Halloween. Can we talk about Jason? Best costume I've ever seen.
Jason?
I didn't even know it was him. We kept making like eye contact. And I was like, why is this weird fucking guy keep looking at me?
Why is this weird fucking guy keep looking at me?
I was like, who the fuck are you? And then he comes up and he goes, Houston. I go, get out of here. He goes, do you know who I am? I go, I do now.
Do you know who I am?
Yes, Jason. Now I do.
He's like, I had to.
Take off my hat. It was really tight. I was like, dude, whatever you're doing, you're just doing it right. He's so funny.
I love Jason and Janet. I love them both so much it hurts. And when Janet gets drunk, her eyes change and she has this like perma smile.
Are you drunk? Yeah, can you tell?
Yeah, everyone can tell.
You've been cheesing for 65 minutes, so yeah. You're like the girl from Smile.
Can I tell you, I just, I don't like a theme. So Halloween is my fucking worst nightmare, right?
I hate it.
My worst nightmare.
And I've told everybody, just so you know, just so you know, if you choose moving forward to have a themed party, I will be coming as myself in whatever it is I want to wear. I deny them a theme.
And I'm not too good for Halloween. I hate dressing up. I don't even wear jeans.
So for the Halloween of it all, I'm like, okay. Once Halloween approaches and someone has a Halloween party, you don't want to be the square. So I show up and I do the Halloween bit. But anything beyond, if it is not a holiday and you choose to have a themed party, it's just not happening. Can I tell you how I dressed? I dressed as myself and then put an emerald green cloak on with a hood. and was a dark magic witch. Okay?
Love that.
But I wore just like what I would wear in the wild. But a lot of people said, you look, you're giving eras Taylor Swift. And I was like, well that's got to be a good thing that means i kind of yes everyone loves t swift and i kept my hood on the whole night because that's what the dark magic witches do i think right when i googled they all had hoods on i wore a mask I was not on topic. You didn't wear a mask at all.
Every time I looked over at you, your mask was on the back of your head.
I couldn't see out of it.
It didn't have pupils for eyes?
But I walked in the house with it and everybody was giving me dirty looks.
Probably because they didn't know who you were and if we should all be concerned.
Well, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know. I guess in this world, maybe be a little scared. But then I took it off and then everybody was like, ah.
It's just Easton.
It's just Easton.
I really liked my look.
You looked amazing.
Can I tell you who looked fucking stellar? Obviously, Brittany, as always. But Amber.
Oh, yes.
Amber.
You should wear this every day of your life. She goes, is it bad?
I just want to be covered in tattoos now. And I remember back in the day, you guys, I was in the Bahamas with our ex and their two kids. Clearly, I was still drinking at this time. And Amber and I were not getting along. And I remember London came out and told me that her mom says tattoos were trashy.
And I was so offended and said something probably not very nice to our ex. And I probably popped off in some capacity of Amber saying that to London. And I was like, I'm actually digging the tattoos. And I love that we've gotten past tattoos being trashy.
They're great.
I love them.
She was covered.
Chest, back, arms.
Well, yesterday when we went to get your.
Cake, her arm was out and I thought it was real for a minute.
They looked so good. And she made that headpiece.
She made that?
She was like, I had a vision.
We went to Hustlers in Hollywood and she got these amazing like black latex lace up. It's probably two inch platform plus the heel.
Oh my God. She was crushing.
She was like, they're so easy to walk in. I was like, this is your look. You should pick the kids up from school in this.
Maybe just what you do. Amber is fine. But if you want to go on a date with that, hats off to you.
Go on a mini date with that.
Go on a mini date. She did look, and she looked good. I was like, wow.
She looked hella good.
Amber.
Amber.
Yeah, Halloween.
Can I tell you, so many people dressed up as Lala from season four. Can we wrap it up? What the fuck are you talking about?
Oh, were you drunk? Yes. The best.
I was fucking lit.
Is that when you were the shih tzu?
The drunk shih tzu.
Yeah, with the candy necklace. Drunken shih tzu.
At Tom and Katie's engagement party. There were grandmothers there. Family members.
Okay. Let's wrap it up.
And they're Kristen Doty and Stassi are on this hill giving a speech about Tom and Katie and how they're so happy they're getting married. And I was just looking around going, this is so fucking boring.
And I just spewed it out.
Can we wrap it up?
Can we wrap it up? What the fuck are you talking about? And then I do this little drunk.
I'm like, wrap it up, wrap it up, wrap it up.
Everyone's staring at me. These poor little like old ladies just clutching their pearls.
Like, who is this woman? Who is this girl?
Who is this shih tzu?
It was really bad.
You don't say. Well, in the long run, they did wrap it up.
Yeah, the speech was over after that.
And then in my confessional, I'm like, I was just saying what everyone else was thinking.
And like, everyone was thinking that, but like, you know, that thing where you.
Did they come and tell you that that's what they were thinking? Did they come and say, thank you for saying that?
No, I think everyone was like, this is what separates animals from humans.
Is we think before we speak, you know, we think before we do.
I was an animal. You don't say. Yeah.
And then that exact night.
We go to Sir for like the after celebration.
You were invited to that?
I certainly was.
I don't know how.
I think they were like, let's just keep the waters calm. And then I proceeded to shove Kristen Toti.
I adore her, by the way.
And that's the night that I hooked up with James Kennedy for the first time.
Wasted. You guys.
Eight years sober. Let's remember that. Let's focus on the good parts. But so many people crushed it. They crushed it. They looked just like me.
I think I'm going to go with that next year for Halloween. I'm going to just be myself since I hate Halloween, but love me. I'm just going to be me every Halloween.
Me.
Me.
That's what I'm going to do.
Just choose different eras. If Taylor Swift can do it, so can I.
Taylor Swift dressed as herself?
No, but she goes through her eras. Didn't she have the eras tour?
Like, that will be me. Halloween. Halloween for me? She's not like, this Halloween, we're going eras. Next.
For Halloween, going forward, the theme is.
Going to be eras tour, and I will dress up as myself in different stages of life.
It just seems like the easiest route.
It is. Do you think it'll bring back a lot of memories when you're dressing up as that person?
I think it'll actually send me into self-loathing and I may relapse.
So maybe this is not a good idea.
You're going to be dressed up as drunk Lala in an AA meeting. Shih Tzu Lala. That's the thing. You're going to be in an AA meeting dressed up as yourself when you were drinking because it's going to trigger you. I need to get to a meeting.
100%. I got to get to a meeting. That's how I'd spend my Halloween.
That's, yeah.
No, but it actually made me really, really happy to see so many people. You know, when you're living it, it was like a little dark. Actually, I wouldn't even know because I was too in it.
At that point.
But looking back, I still watch me and James on Andy Cohen where I bust into song. And I have to plug my ears.
And go, la, la, la, la. Celine Dion, you were... I thought in my mind. No, just to let you know, even if I'm in my bedroom swiping TikTok and something of you comes up, I can't swipe fast enough.
Oh, I immediately hit not interested. Not interested in my own self.
I don't even take the time to not interested. I hope to God the 0.2 seconds of me swiping, it's like, okay.
They know he's not interested. It makes me cringe.
But when you see other people dresses that and then do their TikToks, it's like, okay, this is pretty cool. Like it's now turned into like, it's cringy, but like what we call in the Bravo world, an iconic moment.
You know? Cause you have to find some, you.
Gotta find the silver lining in it all. Otherwise you'll crawl in a hole and die.
Fucking cunt. But boy, it was iconic. Um, ocean.
So for Halloween, uh, we didn't have to film so we could all take our kids trick or treating.
Ocean, I told you guys, she was that superhero, miraculous.
The miraculous ladybug.
Ladybug in Cat Noir. She was ladybug.
So my mom told you guys on the last podcast that she wore her gloves before Halloween and cut a hole through the finger. Well, then she put her mask. She was supposed to have a purple wig. I put it on her that morning. She was like, it's too itchy.
I hate this.
So I just did pigtails and red ribbons. She puts her mask on. She looks adorable. I take the photos.
She comes home from school.
I said, where's your mask? This is your costume for tomorrow. I pull it out of her backpack. It's drenched in water. So the mask has peeled apart. I cannot fix it. So the next day I said, do you just want to be a cat? Gigi's being a cat. Mommy's going to be a cheetah, which is basically a big cat. It's quite literally what it is, is a big cat.
And she was like, And I told her how I would do her makeup. That was the selling point. I was like, I'll give you a winged liner. I'll put on like some lip gloss and some shimmer on your cheeks.
And she was sold.
Did you see the photos of her?
Yeah. I saw you guys before you left.
Oh, that's right. You took the video.
Soso was in her cow costume with a name tag that says, hi, my name is Lola.
Loved how many people in the comments.
Lavaca Lola.
Yep.
And people were like, Lavaca.
Lola, so cute.
I'm like, yeah, you know.
We're right here.
She loves it.
Can I tell you?
This is the greatest part about having little kids for Halloween.
Okay?
Well, first of all, you don't feel like a fucking dumbass getting dressed up. I feel like a dumbass getting dressed up for Halloween. As a grown-ass woman with a period, it's like enough already. Okay?
I do not like dressing up.
It's the fucking worst. But with the kids, the little kids... We go to this party in Toluca Lake. There's a bounce house, taco stand. It was super cute. A bunch of Ocean's friends. So she was running around. Sun goes down, starts raining. We decide then it's time to go trick-or-treating. I had raincoats for my kids. So it was like all good. But we probably hit at most seven houses, you guys.
At most.
I'm like, yeah, we went to so many houses. That's the great thing about having little kids. You can manipulate them. You can tell them that you hit like a hundred houses and they won't even fucking realize.
So I put the kids in the car. Seven houses.
She says in the car, Mommy, when I get home, I really want to count how much candy I got.
And I was like, oh, fuck.
Well, my mom, who's... a seasoned trick-or-treating mother went to the grocery store the day before and got a shit ton of candy So I said, the deal is, Ocean, if you want to count your candy and have a piece before bed, you have to wash your face off before you count your candy. So I take her upstairs.
As we're washing her face, my mom dumps a shit ton of candy in her bag.
She comes downstairs.
Cannot believe how many houses we hit.
She couldn't even count it all.
She couldn't even count it all.
She was like, we went to so many houses. I was like, I know we did.
We trick-or-treated our little asses off. We were in bed by 8.30 watching Coraline.
It was awesome. I wasn't. I was jealous.
I know. Easton's at a freaking party with his friends responding to all of my Instagram posts.
I'm so jealous.
Fuck you. I have a picture.
Sends me a picture holding like a Heineken Zero.
There was a couch. I found it. I'm the only.
One on it.
Did you just plant there the whole time?
You betcha. Like, yeah, I walked in the house or yeah, I walked to the house and there's a DJ and it's very loud music. And after 30 minutes, I'm like, okay, I tasted this. I could go home now. Yeah. But then all my other friends are drunk and they're like, ah, let's have fun. So I found the couch and planted my ass and hung out. Yeah. It's fun. The party was fun. It's just like when you're sober and you, like, I was just watching people and it was just like a, like, one person would go from this drunk conversation, then they'd go to this drunk conversation. And I was just watching people just do a merry-go-round of conversations with people.
You know, when you're sober, you guys, you realize you're in just a giant room with music playing. And then you're looking at everyone and you're like, we all got dressed up to sit in this room together.
And I'm a little confused by the point of it.
Yeah. And then it's like when people get drunk. But sobriety's great.
No, it is.
And then when people get drunk, they lose like, conversational skills self-awareness as well yeah like we'll be talking and it's the weirdest thing they'll just be like you'll tell them something and it's there's something supposed to come back to you and they just like go yeah smile you can go all right i'll be back in a bit man and it's like okay it couldn't be weirder And then they do come back and it's like, oh, damn, you did come back.
Or see, I haven't run into that. I've run into someone telling me the exact same story over.
And over again.
And then they'll finish the story and start back at square one. And that's when I know it's my time to go. I always know the tipping point when someone's looking at me, but they're looking actually through me.
I'm like, it's time for me. I need to go.
No one's they don't even remember that I'm here.
No. And you don't even have to say goodbye because that's the best part. Because then they're like, oh, did I say goodbye? Yeah, we did. We said goodbye.
Yeah, we had a full conversation.
Don't you remember? That's where I manipulate.
You may need to look into that.
No, I'm an Irish goodbyer. And then I text you. Couldn't find you. Thanks for... Yeah.
The crazy thing is, though, is like if I were in a room with a bunch of... Like, I'm still the funnest bitch in the room sober. Like, and I'll stand 10 toes down on that. I can hold a conversation. I'll laugh.
I'll still dance my ass off. Like I'm having a good time.
And what's great is when I'm done, I remember the night and I can get in my own car and drive my ass home and I go to bed without the spins.
But staying up past 10 o'clock.
It's like a hangover for me.
It feels like I have been drinking. And I don't know if anybody who's sober can relate to that. Like after a certain point at night, I went to bed after that party on the 30th at Brittany's. I probably went to bed at 2. The next day, you guys, I was so wrecked. I was concerned about taking my children trick-or-treating. My eyes were like fucked up. My stomach felt churny.
I had a headache. My neck was aching.
Like I just. I went to bed at 4 a.m.
That sounds awful.
No, it was the worst thing in the world.
That sounds awful.
It was awful. But I had fun. We just sat in the hot tub. So that was good.
Oh, yeah.
I got that text. Yeah, I got home. We got home at like midnight.
Oh, so you were at home.
Yeah. We got home at like midnight and then we just sat in the hot tub and then we just chatted and watched some TV.
The hard thing about that for me though, is if you put me in bed at four, I need at least an hour to unwind. Then you're putting me at, you know, five, five 30. We got a real situation now because the sun's going to be popping up.
And that's why I went to bed at four because I had to do my little routine. I had to watch a little show and crawl in my bed. I can't crawl into bed and just go to bed. I have to watch my show. I have to routine so I can sleep well. I love this. But yeah, no, I woke up four hours of sleep and I felt like I got hit by a train. I had two naps.
Yeah, I know. Sunday, Saturday was rough and Sunday was rough.
Rough, rough.
I'm still like feeling it today.
But I knew I had, I knew because I was supposed to get my cake last Sunday and And then Janet planned that surprise like get together at the house. So I canceled and got it this Sunday. I was like, there's no version of me not going.
To collect my cake. Like I have to be able to celebrate.
I want to talk about this story very, very quickly because it's really cute. So Sosa was having a meltdown the other night, you guys, like losing her mind. And I could not understand why everything that I gave her, she swatted away.
So I let her know, like, I'm over the tantrum.
If you choose to continue, that's on you. But like, I'm going to sit on the couch. And I quite literally said that to her. So I go and I sit on the couch. She gets out of the chair, sobbing, grabs my hand, takes me upstairs. She's starting to calm down as we go up the stairs. I'm like, oh, she wants to go play in the playroom.
Got it.
Takes me into my bathroom, grabs all the hair stuff, puts it on the ground, sits in front of the mirror and is pointing to her hair going, hello, mama, I am.
Hello, mama. Hello.
She wanted me to do her hair.
She was upset that her hair was not done and she was so upset about it. She did the same thing this morning. She started getting whiny. I thought she wanted a snack. She takes me upstairs into her bedroom, points at this dress, like this very, my girls are very girly.
I don't get, I don't know where they get that from.
Points at this tutu dress, grabs it, lays herself on the ground for me to take her clothes off.
I put her in it.
She walks up to where her shoes are, goes like this. Shoes, mama, like pats her chin, like which ones shall I wear? Then we go into my bathroom. She grabs the hair stuff, including the butterfly clips that we used to wear as little girls.
As millennial girls.
And she had me do her hair and she was feeling herself.
No, I thought she had plans.
Oh, she did.
It was to come with us, which is why we heard her screaming bloody murder as we left to come podcast.
I know I usually get out of the house so I don't have to hear it or deal with it.
I told mom you have to tell Cece to take her out today because she's like really.
Looking forward to leaving us. Guess what would have been really good?
What?
If mom went on a walk with her.
Yeah, that ain't happening.
That is not happening. A boy can dream.
Let's get into pop culture.
Martha Stewart facing backlash after dressing like a homeless person for Halloween.
She wore ripped up clothes, dirt on her face. Did you see the photo?
It wasn't great.
It was bad.
It was really bad. Is she just trying?
Dirt on her face and held a sign that said, I am hungry.
Help me. Doesn't she have a cookbook?
It was supposed to be promoting her candle. I don't understand.
A homeless candle? What does it smell like? B.O.
Well, by the way, she confirmed, because for a moment I looked at it, I was like, that looks like AI. There's no fucking way Martha, who's been in this game for like 70 years, would.
Do something like this.
And like, by the way, I'm down for Martha. Like, Martha is my bitch, but what are we doing?
I mean, who approved this? Who approved this message?
I don't understand.
And then she confirms, I told Justin, I was like, AI.
100% she's going to make a statement in the next hour that says this is bullshit. Nope.
All right. But between the.
Selfies and then her saying next up is my nudes or whatever, I'm like, Marza, you've got my attention. And then with this, I'm like, oh man, she's got a new cookbook coming up. Something's happening.
Talk good. Talk bad. As long as you talk about me.
No, that's where there is a fine line.
I think there's a thick line.
It is.
This one's thick. This one is pretty apparent. What do you think?
She's going to be fully canceled.
It's Martha Stewart. I don't think she'll get canceled.
I don't think she'll get canceled either, but I think like definitely she should like not do that again.
No.
Come on, Martha. We got to get our shit together.
You know how you make this whole problem go away? You post the nude. Or you release the nude.
That's what I would do. Okay.
Release the nude.
Yes, but that's a selfish way to get out of it.
You don't get to just dress up like that as a fucking billionaire and think that that's going to be okay.
Yeah.
Nah, girl. Wrong day and age. Missed the mark. Missed your mark. Your age is showing.
I was just going to say, I feel like that's her age. Like, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. It is her age.
Got to keep up with the times.
If you're going to be rocking it into your 80s and 90s, got to keep up with the times.
And if you can't keep up, you got to hire somebody that is.
100%. Todd and Julie Chrisley got his and hers facelifts together.
Ha! If I had a wife and she was like, I'm getting a facelift, I was like, well, make two.
I don't think Todd needed one. He was pretty Papa John'd.
Who cares?
He was Papa'd out.
Nothing wrong with one more.
I mean, that cheese was tight on that pizza, you know?
Yeah, but it might have started to melt away. I don't know.
I think it could have stood a little dragging. It needed to loosen up a bit.
Oh, really? Maybe he loosened it up.
I don't think you go in for a face drop. You go in for a face lift. And Julie, can I tell you? I always thought she was so beautiful.
I don't even know who we're talking about.
You don't know Todd and Julie Chrisley? They went to prison and Trump pardoned them. You don't remember these people? Chrisley knows best.
Oh my God, he got another facelift.
Yeah, he didn't need it. And she's so pretty. I love blonde hair and brown eyes. It's like my favorite. I don't know if this is goals. I don't really know that I want my mans to be like, hey, I'll get a facelift with you.
I'd be like, what?
I like men with a little wrinklage on them. Like I like a man. You like somebody who seems shit. Yeah, some grit. Even men have to be very careful with Botox. Like when you go into Lee and you get your little stuff done, a fine line between good and Papa John.
Well, it's been a while if we can't tell.
Yeah, but see, you don't want to not be able to lift your eyes.
Yeah, but I would like it to not be wrinkled at 40. I'm already wrinkled. You don't want.
To be a Sharpay by the time you're 40.
I don't want to look like my dad at Vorney.
That was stress and you're living the dream.
Yeah. So whenever you want to like complain about life.
When do I ever complain about life?
I shouldn't say complain. Whenever you are feeling down and out.
Just know. All is good, man.
No, life is good. But we even talked about it. I deserve this life. I had to find my dad dead.
So.
Fucking bring it on you know there should never be anything that i have to see ever again nothing oh that is i was dancing i was so confused.
That hey wake up fuck you didn't.
Oh my god.
I got the comedian the comedian inside is from him that he would he's laughing with me right now maybe on the inside my face.
Hurts Doug Shepard about Kate Hudson. We were making out fucking all day long. This feels a little weird, you guys, that he would say this about an ex.
When he's like fully married with kids.
I would not feel the need if I had even just like a boyfriend to talk about my ex and what we used to do like that just feels so wrong to me like if i had a boyfriend and he like decided to talk about you know to my friends or a group of people like oh yeah we used to like make out and fuck all day i'd be like and this relationship's over because like what the fuck was that yeah what would possess you to say something like that who are you like i'm aware you weren't a virgin when we met like i.
I know this but i don't need to know but i.
Don't need to know At all.
Nothing.
That's called disrespectful. That's where I draw the line.
Because if you want to talk about who you had sex with, I'll talk about who I had sex with.
And your dad may be on that list. And your brother may be added.
Your mom might be on the list, too.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck your mom.
Easton, what is wrong with you today?
I'm feeling it.
No, but can I tell you my most favorite role of Dax Shepard was on Baby Mama?
Were you like.
gets out of his car and I think it's Amy Poehler.
It is Amy Poehler. And he's like trying to make up with her.
And he's like, I'm.
Going to, what does he say? I'm going to bang your friends.
Consider them all banged.
And he walks to his car and the license plate says, my girl rocks. And he points and he goes, my girl rocks. My girl does not rock.
I'm going to bang your friends. Consider them all banged. I don't even know if that's what he said, but he does. He does. That's where I got it.
When I say consider them banged, consider them all banged. I got it from Dax Shepard. But this is giving. So he's not really playing a part.
In baby mama.
He's just being himself.
Clearly.
Time for Bravo.
Bravo. Fucking Bravo.
Let me tell you, Potomac is really showing up for me this season.
I still have a couple I need to catch up on because of my life right now and just what I'm doing.
You're living in it, so you don't need to watch it right now? It's not even that.
I just don't have the freaking time.
And the time that I do have, which is Sundays, we all know what that's dedicated to.
That's where summer is very... Summer is dedicated to the Bravo. There's nothing on.
No, but this fall and winter, I mean... It's going to be so good. Well, yeah, but like Saturday, football, Sunday, football, Monday, football, Thursday, football.
Obviously. When the fuck do I... So much foot in football.
I know, but Potomac and Salt Lake are saving my life right now.
All right.
Saving my life.
Everybody, I am watching Salt Lake. I am watching the other one.
I've been rocking with OC too, but they're about to have their reunion air. I think maybe if it hasn't already. I know they filmed it. We're at the tail end. I still need to get invested in New York.
New York.
You know, there's something about like, what did I, what?
Is it rebooted? Yeah. I am new to the scene.
I think that they've got to be on like episode five. At least four or five.
But here's what. OK, and I and I don't I don't mind Jessal at all. I don't mind any of the cast, but it just feels a little different from.
Like the OG that we used to rock with.
Right. Like I forget what show it was. Maybe it was Ultimate Girls Trip or something. Dorinda comes in in the same iconic bubble outfit that Lady Gaga wore. And Jessa walks up to her and makes a comment and goes, oh, not a recycled outfit.
And I'm like, no, no, no, you're losing.
What OG Roni was about. I mean, we're talking OG Roni, Sonya Morgan, like showing up to the airport in Depends, recycled outfits, random men coming home.
Like you're getting.
New York is starting to feel a little bit Hollywood. I don't like it. Yes, we recycle. We recycle men. Outfits.
We bring out the iconic. I'm not about this.
Oh, recycled.
Oh, no. Nope.
Bigger fish to fry, baby.
You know what?
Bigger fish to fry.
I think the Bravo world.
Dorinda looks like she wanted to fucking pummel her with her bubbles.
I would have taken my bubbles.
Head between the bubbles. They need to watch Brandy Melville. Brandy Hellville. Yeah. Yeah. Recycle outfits are good.
Um, Amanda and Wes dressed up as dumb and dumber for Halloween. I gotta be honest. I don't hate them. I just, I've been there, done that. Don't give one fuck anymore. Like I survived season 11.
Don't give one fuck anymore.
Thank you. Thanks for playing. People cheat and do this.
Look at what's going on in the world. I don't give a fuck.
Um, If they like each other, if they don't like each other, if it's all for show, does not affect my life in the fucking least, right?
It actually gives us something to talk about.
It was pretty iconic.
I thought it was a brilliant idea. When I did see them, I was like, oh, wow, playing right into it. This is fucking... Halloween couldn't have been better for you. I think it looked fun. It's great. Play into it.
Man, this party really died.
Remember when he, like, clicks the cork and it kills the really old bird? you know that was filmed in utah yes i do when they go to aspen that's samsonite i was way off.
Isn't that in pork city yeah.
Well lakai is where like uh the redhead is supposed to.
Live yeah when she opens her front door i've walked through that restaurant.
Yeah we used to spend every thanksgiving there and then she takes her top off and it's the flashing lights but it's really a semi-truck headed his way.
That movie is so fucking good.
No, they did well. They did well. Great.
The amount of times a day someone pisses me off and I go, okay, kill him.
Are those big gulps?
All right. You know that was ad-libbed? What is it? He walks out of the store. There's just these two dudes, and they have giant big gulps, and he's supposed to walk straight to the big car, and he goes, big gulps. No, they don't say anything. All right. He just walks out of the bag. It wasn't even supposed to. See you later.
See you later?
Like where you from she's like austria he goes no he goes uh down under let's put another strip on the bobby but there was the other one she just asked but he goes california beautiful and how they're so dumb but they're fucking just like fucking with these like real like con men like full on felons.
They're like who are these guys who hired them I love the bus we're looking for two lucky men to come with us on tour the town is back that way and he's like Oh, there's going to be two lucky guys out there. They're going to travel with them. And it's like, ah, you, you dumbass.
It's so, okay.
We need to watch Malibu's most wanted dumb and.
Dumber and baby mama added to the list.
Thank you guys for listening to another unhinged episode of untraditionally Lala.
We will catch you next week.
Bye.
Bye.
