Patreon Preview | Sobriety, Ever Heard of It? | Love is Blind S11 E10 & 11

0:00 Fortunate for us, there's a difference between you and your dad, right? He cried when his brother died, and you cried because you got a bad edit on a reality TV show, which wasn't.

0:11 Even a bad edit. It was just the edit.

0:13 It was the edit.

0:14 So you're a bitch, right, compared to your father. That's so funny. You'd be so proud of you.

0:37 Hi!

0:38 Hello!

0:40 And welcome to the Patreon exclusive of episode 10 and 11 of Love is Blind.

0:51 We are here. We are Queer Eye and Pat. That is Dil. And Ruby.

0:55 Hi, Ruby.

0:55 And Ruby's here as well. Hey, what's up, Rubes?

0:57 Hi, Dil. Hi, Pat. How are you?

0:59 And we are good. And Ruby was not with us on the last episode where we... You know, there's still, I would say, half gas tank full of Rob this episode.

1:09 Oh, we're going to spend some time on him.

1:11 Considerable time on him. But Ruby, let's start with you. Why don't you go ahead and give your tits.

1:16 For this bulk of episodes so dominated by.

1:21 Douchery. Big fat drunk dumb Rob.

1:25 Okay. I. I'm not, I'm not a huge, uh, I don't think I lead therapy first. This is someone who needs it. He needs it badly. Um, he needs more time. I think there needs to be a moratorium, uh, net for any dating show death of parents that you liked and that you spoke to within the year.

1:48 No.

1:48 Right.

1:49 Right. That's probably no.

1:51 Um, talk about a moratorium, right?

1:54 Uh, thank you. The amount of Energy coming from a man that large that is that old that seems like it's a 21. And I'm not going to say 23 because that person's like out of school.

2:10 Yeah.

2:10 I mean like 19, like second year of college. So they're not, they have a little bit of, you know, there's a chip on that shoulder because this isn't his first rodeo.

2:19 Right.

2:20 But also, he's never been humbled by the world. That's what he appears.

2:24 Yeah.

2:25 But he's 37. I think he's like 6'5. This type of behavior is horrific to me.

2:30 Yeah, it's scary.

2:31 It's why you have to use slugs when you're hunting hogs or boar. They're just tough to take down. I mean, Rob is a really big guy. He's very dumb, and he's very angry.

2:43 I stand by my theory— Withstanding all the other character issues, I do think there may be some misuse of steroids as well.

2:52 There might be. He's very big.

2:56 And very mad.

2:57 But he's not steroid big.

3:00 I think he might just be like potato stock. Okay.

3:06 Ruby, how many blindfolds do you give the episodes?

3:09 I mean, like, there was wedding dress shopping, which is.

3:13 We're not going to... I mean, we might not even talk about it. We'll breeze over that.

3:16 Okay, thank you. So if we can forget that that happened, I'll go... I'm not loving it, Pat.

3:24 I'm sorry.

3:25 Really? I'm going to go 58 blindfolds.

3:28 Okay, that's your blindfolds. I mean, this was the most epic meetup in blindfold history. I think it's right up there with Winehag walking up to Tank Girl and saying.

3:41 I'm going to choke you, fucking bitch.

3:42 Yeah, something to that effect.

3:45 They're still together, right? I don't know.

3:49 Amber and Burnett, yes.

3:51 Wow, that's crazy. God, was she white trash or what? Fucker. Well, that was a different person. That's what I'm saying. Got it.

4:01 I thought that the Robin McKayla drama was fascinating. Wholly uninteresting because it's just, as we've said, ad nauseum, just a big, dumb, drunk guy. Yeah, it was an interesting dynamic to see a ride-or-die Boston girl kind of grapple with. Oh yeah, no, this is unrecoverable. Uh, so we'll be done here, but still maintained a loyalty, which I don't know what he's done to deserve. Um, very, very, uh, honestly frustrating to watch.

4:39 They'll let you, uh, cause I've pushed them to the edge. They'll let you take them to the edge. And then once, uh, they are done with you, they will not only, um, not speak with you again. You're dead to them.

4:52 It's crazy.

4:53 I would think that if you, let's say you're, I don't know, let's say your father's passed away, you lost your job, you're in a dark place, you choose to go on reality television and then just blame the reality television for making you feel sad, right? If you're in that place and you use alcohol to cope, I would think that like, Holding a goblet of Guinness would feel out of place enough to prevent you from having so much.

5:25 You know what I mean?

5:27 Wouldn't you think that it would kind of limit the consumption a bit? If it's in a normal glass and you're going about it, there's some normalcy to the proceedings.

5:37 You can really throw it back. I'm just surprised you got so fucked up. But there's a lot of other stuff to talk about.

5:42 But on that note really quickly, it's impressive that he's that big and he's doing it with beer. And I'm not being sarcastic. It's a very heavy thing to do. It's hard to drink it.

5:51 That's a lot of Guinness.

5:52 Good job.

5:52 That's a lot.

5:53 I don't think I could put down a half of one of those.

5:55 You could put down one Guinness, but your tummy would hurt after that. I'm going to give it 62 pots.

6:00 I've loved this season.

6:01 I have too. I have too.

6:04 Again, I've enjoyed it and it takes me twice as long as anybody watching it to get through this. I'm going to give it a 75 blindfolds.

6:12 Okay.

6:12 Can I kick us off?

6:13 Yeah, let's kick us off.

6:14 All right. We begin with Rob having an existential crisis.

6:18 With Idina Mazzel.

6:19 Well, he's, oh, well, yeah. Well, they're sitting at that table, right? But I think, all right, so I'm going to start where they had just gotten up. They realized like- On Netflix? Yeah.

6:33 Look at this shit, huh?

6:35 Well, this is his I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore.

6:39 Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a big fan of Network.

6:42 I'm sure he's seen it many times.

6:44 100%. This is his moment. It's time to rip down the charade that is the process to find marriage on a reality TV show. The only problem is no one gives a fuck.

6:56 Well, and also, you signed the papers.

6:59 I love that he's like, you got a lot to gain from this.

7:02 This whole thing is fucking bullshit.

7:04 You're on it. You're on it.

7:06 You're on it.

7:07 We all acknowledge that this is pretty stupid, but it's also fun. And let's see if something can come out of it. That's the experiment. You now are taking it so far that you're angry at everybody that put this together like it's the fucking Truman Show and you were raised in a dome. Dude, you walk through, you sign some contract, you know what you signed up for. Shut up.

7:30 Who's the guy in Goonies? Is it Chunk? Who's the creature?

7:35 That's Chunk.

7:36 Chunk?

7:36 Yeah, I did a PMC on him.

7:37 Chunk is a sweetheart.

7:40 Yes.

7:41 But in the beginning, he's scary and big.

7:44 Well, we learned that the reason he looks that way, if you do the backstory of the film, it's because his mom was dropping him on his head his entire life.

7:52 It's sad.

7:52 And that's not what happens to children that get dropped on their head. They don't turn into cave dwellings.

7:59 No, that movie's an overrated piece of shit.

8:01 Have you ever seen Goonies?

8:02 I have. I have seen Goonies. You over it? Yeah, it's too old. I think that this was, I will say, in terms of, watching something kind of become creature-like, which was Guinness Rob. I was very impressed with Wilson. I think it was Wilson who kept, he was like, listen, man, like they can't, don't give them anything. They can't do anything if you don't.

8:28 I was impressed by a lot of the, how the men handled it.

8:31 Me too.

8:33 And.

8:34 Are you?

8:35 I didn't think there was a single goddamn man there.

8:37 Yeah.

8:38 You know what?

8:38 That's a really good point. I was thinking about like, Cam was like, would you get the fuck out of here? Cam was the only person that was like, get the fuck out of here. Everyone else was kind of kowtowing and trying to calm him down.

8:53 They were terrified.

8:54 Well, let's go over the game film.

8:55 Okay, so first Adina says, they're sitting there and she goes, you know, hot assholes are my type. And then quickly transitions to how she has spoken with Michaela and that she is here to be respectful. Those two, hot assholes like you are my type in being respectful. Those two don't really round peg, round hole for me.

9:18 Because she doubles back and says, but I don't mind being the villain.

9:21 She's a scumbag and she's perfect for Rob. We're going to find out.

9:27 You said last episode, reunion. We're going to find out these two hooked up.

9:30 We're going to find out they hooked up or they had contact after filming. And we're also going to find out that Mikhail is probably engaged and been in love for six months.

9:50 Some people want to fill the world with silly love songs.

9:50 I'd like to know.