OOPS, BRITANI DID IT AGAIN?! | RHOSLC Recap with Monica Garcia

Reality with the King is hosted by me, Carlos King. I'm an executive producer who have produced some of your favorite shows from the Real Housewives of Atlanta, New Jersey, and my own creation, the Love and Marriage franchise and Bell Collective. Every episode, we recap reality television from the Real Housewives franchise to The Bachelor or Selling Sunset in addition to celebrity guests, whether in the unscripted space or scripted as well. Listen, Raindrops, I keep telling you guys, listening to us is one thing, but you have to watch us on Patreon because the icon herself, Monica Garcia- Is it a Halloween costume?

I live for Halloween, darling.

It is my favorite. It is truly my favorite. Halloween is my Christmas.

I love it.

I love Halloween so much.

So I had to come appropriate for the holiday season.

This is the season.

This is good.

Okay, so for those who aren't subscribed to my Patreon, although you need to be, okay, to see all the action. Yes. Explain to the listeners who you're dressed up as, my love.

Oh, I am in a velvet red cape with a hood, a la Traders. With a black lace eye veil mask. Listen, first of all, happy Halloween to the crew.

Happy Halloween. Trick or treat, bitch. We have a little bit of housekeeping to do.

Yes.

Before we get into this episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

Okay.

Monica, your name has been trending for a week.

Uh-oh.

The good thing is it is for good reason. So listen. Okay. Andy Cohen.

was doing a Q & A. For a Q & A, I like to call it Questioning.

Andy, honey. Yes!

Ask Andy.

Ask Andy, honey. Q & A, bitch. So, Andrew Cohen, honey, was on stage.

And the audience members had an opportunity to ask some questions. And one audience member asked, like, Andy, out of all the one season housewives, which one would you like to come back to the show, have back to the show?

So I wanted to do a little thing for you before I reveal.

The answer because to me, this is actually.

Listen, I want not only just you, my love.

Yes.

I want the audience to understand how many one-season housewives there are. Yes.

We're an elite group. Oh, that's so scary.

So, Monica.

Yes.

Before I give the answer to the audience, in case they've been living under a rock, I want you to know there's up to 31 seasoned housewives.

Really?

That's why I don't understand the.

Reason why people aren't really highlighting why Andy's answer was amazing. Now, I want to read off a few of those people, but there are up to 31 season housewives. Claudia Jordan from Atlanta, Kim Fields, Deshaun Snow, Samari DeVoe, Jules Weinstein, Cindy Barshop.

Elizabeth Lynn Vargas. The list goes on and on.

So you are a part of a unique list of 31 seasoned housewives.

That's crazy.

So Andy had 30 women to choose from. His answer was Monica Garcia. That is so sweet.

Monica, how did you feel when you saw.

That out of 31 season housewives, Andrew Cohen named you as the one that he would love to see come back to the show.

It really was so sweet. It completely shocked me.

I obviously didn't expect that at all.

I was honored. I was definitely honored.

I was more so felt amazing because of the crowd's reaction. Because they were so sweet and they were like, yeah, and cheering and stuff.

And so, you know, I thought that was awesome. That was really, really cool. I also think.

That he knows, you know, he's a producer. He's been with this show forever. for the entirety of episode one.

He made it, honey. He made it. He is the face of it. He does it.

This is his freaking bread and butter. This is his realm. And I think he knows that there was so much more, truly so much more.

To that story.

That the fans didn't get to know, that we didn't get to complete. You know, there was this whole, Andy, look, Andy.

Loves an arc, honey. He really does. He really does.

He loves to see it fall apart, but he loves to see it come together. And we didn't get that at all. Not even a little bit. And he knows there was huge, huge opportunity for that. So yeah, it was an honor for sure.

An honor.

Yeah, no, it made me smile.

And it's interesting because Like I said, there's up to 30 women to choose from.

Yeah, I didn't know that.

That's crazy.

No, so I wanted you to know, like, it's not like it's, like, five people.

Yes!

Like, out of these five women, like.

It really does feel like five people sometimes. It really does feel like, oh, my God.

No.

I'm, like, alone on an island. I'm this one season. Bitch, not me saying this looking like this. I'm alone. I'm alone on an island.

Oh!

Now listen look happy halloween happy yes yes.

Someone who you know adores you i i had a big smile on my face and no i did because listen he's andy fucking cohen.

Right he's andy motherfucking cohen.

Yeah he knows that everything he says.

You know what I'm saying? It has weight to it. Yes.

Yes.

So I wanted people to understand, like, this.

Man knows that every sound bite he gives is going to go viral because he's that guy. And when he said your name, it wasn't lost on me. And then he said, like, look, you know, if she was friends with some of the ladies, I wanted to ask you this because, look, one thing about you and I, the raindrops can attest to this.

We don't talk about your work. Your experience on Salt Lake, behind.

The scenes tea, I don't ask you nothing. I stick to the episode and we keep it pushing.

Yep.

But you're, I don't want to speak for you, but you're not at odds with all of the cast.

Members because even a few weeks ago.

Meredith was asked the same question.

Her name came up.

And she said, I haven't spoken to her in a while, but I wish her well. And she said, look, I'm enjoying her on Carlos King's podcast.

Yeah, that was so incredible.

No, I mean, look, like I've never, ever, ever, like I've always kept it 100 that the only person I really feel there were issues with was Heather.

I feel like Mary and I have been good. I love her truly.

I feel like I didn't think Whitney and I had anything. I feel like Bronwyn and, it's impossible to have beef with because we've never met.

Same with Ashley, same with, who else is on there?

Brittany?

Brittany. Yeah.

I mean, I think that I love Meredith and she knows that.

I love, love, love her family. Angie is just there. She's just happy to be there, bitch. I think that if production was like, Monica's coming back, she would be like, I'm not going to film. And then be like, you can go. And she'd be like, nevermind, I'll film.

You know, I think she's... I think she just wants to be there.

And then, you know, honestly, I think even, and I've said this, I think even Lisa and I could work through it.

It's really just. Busted ass Heather, bitch.

She, she, she's... You know, speaking of which, she got heavily booed.

Did you see that clip too?

I did.

She's trying to run it back all the way, Carlos. No, I never said Jen said... I never said Jen gave me the blah. She alleged.

Heather B. Do and Heather right there. Never, ever keeping it straight.

Never. I did see that. Yes.

It's interesting because when Andy mentioned your name, the audience erupted in applause. And when Heather made that comment about, oh, I don't remember who gave me the black eye, all this stuff, they booed her. And I always tell people, which is so fascinating, and I've learned this being a producer since day one, that, you know, how people really feel about you isn't online, isn't.

The real world.

It's good to see people, feel people, touch people.

Yes.

And it's not lost on me that while you got applauded, Heather got booed. And it just showed me that, look, when it comes to people's reception of some people that listen to the audience, like, like listen to the audience.

And, um, The rest will take care of itself.

Yeah.

I mean, in the clip, you can hear a couple people.

It's like the beginning of the clip where she's like, you guys have asked me so.

Many times about the black eye.

And someone's like, say it again. And then someone else is like, tell the truth. It's like the audience knows, bitch. They know. You can sit there and try and fool them and whatever, whatever.

They know. They know she's full of shit.

They know that every story has been changed and run back and pushed forward and whatever. She's tried to rewrite it so many times. They're like, well, answer it, but this time tell the truth. Maybe just tell the truth and then we won't have to ask anymore. What did you think about her saying... Jen and I are going to have to figure out who gave it to me, what time, what place.

What the fuck was that, Carlos?

Listen, an open invitation. Let's listen. Uh-oh! Let's be clear.

Salt Lake City, and I've always said this, Salt Lake City to me works well when it really focuses on the history of the friendships, or the women, right? So even last week when I was like, look, in a perfect world, in my crystal ball, I would love to see you, Monica Garcia, and Jen Shaw back and keep Heather. Like, if you said, like, when I was like, no to Heather, out of your own mouth, you said, no, Carla, you gotta keep Heather if Jen's coming back.

I'm like, duh, you're right. Like, we're talking as audience members.

So I think as we get into this episode, this most recent episode, the, the, the arguments are just so petty. And I don't mind petty arguments when it's, when it's, when it's silly and it's a one-off.

I feel like the arguments this season has been so petty that.

And like nonstop.

Yeah.

And what made Salt Lake City so special was.

The comedy, but also like the real. Yeah.

And, I feel like we're stepping away from like the real. And I think, I think this for sure. And I'll end it by saying this.

Yes.

If Melissa Gorga and Teresa Giudice.

Ooh, period.

Can figure it out.

Period.

And that's family.

Yep.

And that's history of blood related.

Yeah.

If Melissa and Teresa can figure it out while they were- Bitch, anyone can.

Yep. And said, we allow this show to blah, blah, blah, whatever they said privately.

Yep.

And the wake-up call happened. I think Heather, Meredith, Lisa, Whitney.

Whitney.

We'll all be like, We want this show to be on forever. Bring back Monica, Jen, bitch.

I'm staying.

Ooh!

Let's go.

Could you fucking imagine? Could you fucking imagine, bitch? We're going to see Jen says to let all stop. Come out the car in the fucking snow once again.

Step in a car.

I'm going to walk out of a fucking borrowed Range Rover.

Shady. You're so shady. And then on top of that, Rae.

Dropped, in case you missed this, when that clip was posted of what Heather said, Jen Shaw responded to it.

She did?

Oh, you didn't know that?

Bitch, no.

I thought we talked about Jen Shaw responding.

But she got, she has me blocked on everything. I haven't seen her respond to anything. She responded to Heather?

She said, okay, she's, yeah, I have it right here.

I have it right here.

So raindrops, let's really have a real conversation. So let me share with you.

Okay. Oh, my gosh. All right.

So to clear things up, she responded to Meredith on Watch What Happens Live talking about it.

And let me share a screen. That's why you guys have to get on Patreon. Okay. Let me show it to you, sweet girl, so you can see it. Yes. Okay. Right here, boo. You see it? Jen John goes, Meredith.

Oh.

Is it finally time to talk about that black guy? I've got a few things to clear up.

Bitch.

You know what?

I've been saying that Jen never gave that to Heather. I've been saying that.

So.

And if she did, and if she did, there's more to the story. Jen didn't just, like, deck her in the face the way that, like, In my opinion, allegedly, okay? The way that Heather made it look in her fucking monologues.

You know what I mean?

I mean, she sat on that reunion couch bawling her eyes out with the cast huddled around her crying like, I was scared of her.

Okay.

Okay, girl.

And when she sat on that stage at Bravo Fest and said, you know, the truth is, Jen and I are going to have to figure it out.

Who gave it to me? What time? What place?

That was her telling the truth. That was her telling the truth. I need to wait for Jen's permission to come up with a motherfucking story to figure it out to tell you guys that.

We can both collaborate on.

Not a collaboration.

Because the bullshit she's been spinning for years on Jen, that ain't it.

That's not what happened.

Okay.

So anyways.

Well, there you go.

So listen, you got the exclusive here, Raindrop. Because baby.

All right so for.

The episode i love this show so much um welcome to this latest episode of the real house yes so girlfriend um speaking of heather she and whitney had a conversation and heather is telling whitney about the conversation she had at dinner with the other housewives while Whitney was not present.

Yeah.

She says how Angie says that Whitney is the messiest.

Of the group.

She also mentioned how Lisa says Whitney uses her personal life to garner sympathy for friends.

Now, what are your thoughts on this scene? Because... Damn, Heather, bitch.

Like, the girls can't break bread, eat the bread, dip it in the motherfucking marinara sauce.

I know.

Without you running back to your cousin and telling her everything that was said at a private dinner.

I just love how people never catch on to the fact that Heather's really the villain in this cast. I just, I love how people are, like, Heather can drop a grenade and walk away, and everyone is standing there pointing at each other, and Heather's off in the corner fucking snickering.

You know what I mean?

Well, actually, that's literally exactly what happened this episode.

Yeah.

She was just like, keep going, keep going.

Even though she was the one that freaking did that whole thing. Like, it's so crazy. This episode was really.

It felt very chaotic. There was a lot going on.

And... Yeah, I've been dying to hear your thoughts.

Like.

I don't know.

I look, I've been wanting to ask you this and this is a little off track, but I want to make sure I ask you.

From like an audience.

Perspective and a producer perspective, um, What are we missing here? Because I just feel like something is missing. And I don't know what it is. How can we get back on track to where.

I don't know. Something just feels off. I don't know what it is.

That it's just not hitting the same or as enjoyable. I will say I truly feel that Lisa and Meredith are definitely carrying this season. And Mary, Mary obviously has shown up with so much grace and courage and strength and shown the most raw you could ever possibly be. And Lisa and Meredith, it's just all around them.

And they're the comic relief. And I don't, I just, something.

Is not hitting. Something is not landing for me. I don't know if it's like, they're all desperate to start shit. But housewives used to be like fun. Like you could watch them joke around with each other, laugh, drink with each other, break bread with each other, have fun with each other, jump in a pool together, right on jet.

I just, we, I just, am I tripping?

No, no, no. I'm going to tell you what it is.

And it's funny because on my Monday Night Live show and.

We know we recap reality television.

And the one thing that I've always said, I feel like what has been happening with some of the housewives, not only with some.

Of them, is.

They forgot what made the show popular or made them popular, which is.

We enjoy the real. Yes.

We weren't looking for you guys to make a moment. You guys became the moment because... We took what you guys said and we made it iconic. Like you make yourself iconic. We, the audience, make you iconic. So I'll give you a good example. When Lisa Barlow is in the Sprinter van, when Jen.

Got arrested, she goes, I'm shaking. I'm physically shaking. He wasn't looking for a moment.

But we took a moment to where, bitch, you go to the motherfucking West Hollywood with my gays and you say, I'm shaking.

I'm physically shaking.

And everyone knows what you're talking about.

We know what you're talking about, right? Same thing with Meredith. We say, I'm disengaging. You get what I'm saying? And I feel like what's been happening is Yes, they're looking for moments. Even in this episode, we get to this in a second, because the Britney of it all, which I can't wait to- Oh my Lord.

The problem is- Are they self-producing too much? Is that the problem?

They're self-producing.

And on top of that, you don't believe they want to be around each other. And I always, that's why they bring up Teresa Melissa. Teresa Melissa is the perfect example of, And I can't wait for them to speak on this as well. Because I'm pretty sure Teresa would say to any housewife, hey, as the OG who started this shit, okay, I flipped the table and became a mainstream iconic housewife.

I'm telling you.

The moment you have a disjointed cast or you feel disjointed, get back in the game, hang out off camera, try to like make a good show by.

Being real and honest and call each other out. But let's not go so dark to where we.

Are trying to take each other down or we can't hang out when we're not filming.

Well, and see, you know what? You're so right.

Because I feel like that's been what it is for a while now.

Yeah.

You know, like, it's funny you say this because it kept ringing in my ears while watching this last episode.

This is a group about friends. This is a group of friends. Bitch, this is not a group of friends.

No.

This is not a fucking group of friends. Not even a little bit.

Nope.

No.

Nope.

No, let me tell you something. This part, baby. When Lisa Barlow finds out what Whitney said. Bitch.

I'm scared.

They tried my skin! I was watching, and I... I don't think I breathed for, like, 30... I was like.

So, girls, with.

In my gaze, in my vase, and the four straight men who listened.

Okay, look.

I'm still frozen.

Okay. Here we go, bitch.

I said, good luck, Whitney.

Thank you. Good luck, bitch. Oh, my God.

So when Heather tells Whitney how Lisa said you use your personal life to garner sympathy, Whitney goes, oh, really?

Well, let's talk about, speaking of friends.

No, she said, she said, she said, and Lisa said, Justin talks to John. And Whitney goes, oh, yeah, John talks to Justin.

And I was like, oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

And says, allegedly, how he can't stand Lisa. His life is miserable with her. And how they are financially in a bad place.

They are financially. We need to pull up. We need the exact wordage.

Because that, and I even told myself, write it down. And I freaking forgot. Because that, out of the whole episode, I literally was like, oh, she done.

Yeah.

Because she said, she pretty much said something like, John talks to Justin and their finances are in ruins.

And John cannot.

Yeah.

John cannot stand Lisa. He's miserable. And we need the exact quote. We need the exact.

Yeah.

Okay. So I'm going to play it for you. Okay. I'm going to play the exact audio.

We need it.

So that, okay, because we want to make sure we get this accurate because it was so bad.

Yeah.

Okay. Okay.

Okay.

Can you hear this?

Yeah.

Okay, let me rewind it. to the same track, like, Whitney's not credible, she's not accountable. That's disgusting of her.

She knows nothing about my situation at.

All, purposefully.

Angie calling me messy obviously bothers me, but it's the Lisa of it all that's really annoying. I'm not gonna tell you the nuances of my marriage right now because it's you, Lisa Barlow, you're the last person I trust. I am not trying to gain sympathy from you or anyone else.

I'm trying to keep you and your slimy fingers out of my business. She said, well, John talks to Justin.

Yeah, Justin talks to John. So if she wants to rip off that bandaid, how about she talks about her personal life?

John's talked about how horrible their finances are, that they're in a horrible state.

They just can't stand Lisa. And his life is miserable.

Sorry, now I'm heated.

Monica!

Monica, where did you go? Bitch, wow. Wow, Bethany, wow. Lisa gonna beat your ass, Whitney.

Whitney, get in the witness protection program, bitch. Lisa is about to whoop your ass at the reunion. I'm telling you, one thing Lisa gonna play about is her husband.

And you're alleging that he said those things?

Wow.

What do you think Lisa.

Barlow is going to do to Whitney?

I'm telling you, I'm not kidding. The first thing that ran across my mind was, oh, it's over for you.

It's over for you.

For you to sit there and say that John talks to Justin and you're pretty much admitting that John is telling Justin their finances are a disaster.

He's fucking miserable. He can't stand Lisa.

Like what?

Carlos. You in danger, girl.

Baby.

You in danger, girl.

For real.

What were your thoughts? I mean, what do you think?

Because I know Lisa don't play by her husband.

No, she doesn't. Or her kids, bitch. Don't go there.

Her kids. I thought... No, but I say I was shocked. I was shocked.

I was shocked, bitch.

Here's the deal. Here's the deal. Here's the deal.

In Lisa's defense, all she said was something about. Whitney's character, that you're garnering sympathy based on your situation.

Which, by the way, is nothing new. They've been saying that.

Yeah. So my thing was more so like, she didn't.

Attack your marriage. She didn't say, well, Justin, blah, blah, blah. She said all she is doing right now is trying to get some sympathy.

Now.

You can.

Attack Lisa all day. If she thinks I want sympathy, let's talk about what she does.

Fine. But to... Let's say it's true. Let's say it's true. Oh, Lord. Right? If.

To take John's private conversation....

Ooh! And to let the world know that that's fucked up. If it's true. If it's true.

Also.

I'm assuming, if it's true, allegedly, that Justin and John also probably had an agreement. Let's not tell our wives. No, I'm not going to tell Whitney. I'm not going to tell Lisa. If this is true, right? Please don't tell Whitney this. I'm trusting you, bro.

Like, you're the only person that gets it that I can talk to. Don't worry.

I got it.

I got it. I got you. I got you.

Yeah.

And maybe that's also how John found out that he's telling his wife or something.

I mean, we don't know.

It's all alleged. Who knows? Who knows?

But either way, that's crossing those lines. That's like, is it bad that I was like, oh, Lisa finna get you off the show now, bitch.

Shit, I just said, Lisa gonna beat your ass at the reunion, bitch. Bitch. I did think this, though. there's... Well, okay. Because I was going to say this, but coming back from that. But... But... Well, no, I'll say that still.

Because I was going to say, well, when Lisa was calling the hot mic, calling Meredith all these names and shit, they were past it.

But I'm reminded they were actually friends. So, like... Also, like.

Yes, they were actually genuinely friends. But also, it was nothing like.

Private conversation. It was like, her and her fucking family that poses. It's like an insult. It's not like.

Right.

Okay, I mean, I don't even remember the exact quotes.

Maybe one of the worst... Well, she said she fucks with everybody in New York City.

Oh!

Okay, but again, that's obviously not true.

No, no, no.

It's what you said was insults about her and at the end of the day, they were genuine friends.

I think the thing with Whitney... Y'all ain't real friends anyway. So she's like, dude.

Yeah. Also, let's not forget that that wasn't easily moved past.

Yeah, that's true.

No, that wasn't something that was like, okay, they just got over it because they're good friends.

That took years, actually.

I mean, so it's like they were good friends for real and it still took them years to.

Work past that.

Let alone... Whitney.

And Lisa are not fucking friends. And that's some real shit private conversation.

It is. Yeah. So. Yes. That shocked me to the core.

So there's going to be a snowflake up for grabs because.

I couldn't believe Whitney said that. And I couldn't believe it wasn't brought up.

Do you think it's going to be brought up sometime this season?

I don't know.

I mean, I would love to think yes, but I know for sure it's going to be brought up now.

Oh, absolutely.

And then Whitney walked past Lisa and was like, you're going to get your phone.

You're going to want to call John.

I was like, bitch. Baby. Baby.

Bitch.

Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.

Ugh. The shock on my face.

I can't.

Was out of this world. So, okay. Yeah. Speaking of chaos. So, um.

Heather has her little, what is it? Jupiter party?

Yeah.

Is that what it's called for real? Was it Jupiter?

I don't. You know, I think. When it comes to Heather, I sometimes pass for it. But hey, I'm just.

I mean, don't we all?

I think it was something Jupiter. It was Zodiac.

It was astrology.

Yes.

Something astrology. Jupiter year or something.

I don't know. Okay. Honey bunny pudding pie.

Yes.

Speaking of getting out, this entire party to me was Britney last dance. Britney, you are officially out of the show. I don't think we will see Brittany ever again, honestly.

She was on Watch What Happens Live!

What? Okay. I don't think she'll be... I'll be surprised if she's on the rest of the season.

Oh!

Okay, yes.

I see what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I felt like this was like Brittany's last episode based on what transpired at Heather's party, starting with Bronwyn.

So.

Britney, apparently girlfriend, pulled up documents on her house.

Yeah. Her name ain't on it, bitch.

She has info about her in Broadway.

Bronwyn is not happy with it.

She yells back at her that, bitch, I said I'm not filing an open court because we're using a mediator due to stalkers like you because we don't want y'all in our business.

What were your thoughts on this whole thing of Britney?

The fact that Britney pulled up the housing docs on Angie and Bronwyn.

Yeah. What's happening here with Britney, babe? I'm not getting her agenda. I.

I don't know.

Look, I.

Look.

It's nothing we haven't seen before, okay?

We've seen this on other franchises, most recently Rhode Island.

This is all stuff that we... We've seen. It's almost like... I don't know if it's the delivery. I don't know if it's who's doing it. If it's just not landing.

I don't know if it's because she, she keeps bringing it up. Like every time Brittany's on camera, this is what she's doing.

I don't know if that's what it is.

I don't know.

I also don't know why she had fucking candy in her hair.

What?

Like for real? I, I'm so confused by so many things. Like I, you know, they said Brittany was doing, did it to herself and that couldn't be more true.

I don't know why.

I mean, she could have easily just shut Bronwyn up and just been like, you know what? I'm not surprised you had it sealed because that's what you do. You have all your legal docs sealed. And she could have said it more chill and not been as aggressive.

And I mean, I don't know.

It's hard for me because I kind of do feel, and this is not me sticking up for Brittany. I do feel like there is a little bit of, hypocrisy.

And bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.

Where we watch some franchises, certain housewives pull the same exact thing and it's okay for some and not okay for others. And I think that Brittany is probably being told that To do this, to push this, to drag this out, to expose Bronwyn for the liar she is. And unfortunately, she's doing a lot of other stuff in the process that is just making it impossible for.

Honestly, it's making it impossible for her. She's not getting anywhere.

That's the reason why I'm shocked at her behavior, because my thing is this.

Mm-hmm.

You....

You know how this cast works. Let's just start.

Yep.

That's why I said someone's telling her to do.

It.

Okay.

Yep.

Mm-hmm.

Oh. Okay.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Mm-hmm.

Got it. Yep. Okay. Yep. Yep.

Yep.

It took me a minute, but I got it.

Okay. Yep. Yep.

If you want to make it with this group, you're going about it the most dangerous route because you're not getting a snowflake based on this behavior. And I don't understand why you are doing these things that doesn't make you I'm sorry, that doesn't make these women want to ever, like, trust you.

And you keep, you're doing it, you're doing it, you're doing it.

Even if you're led down the wrong road by somebody, have enough sense to be like, huh, I think a better storyline.

Is if I expose you, bitch, for telling me what... Yeah. But anyways... Yeah, yeah. So, that to me was interesting. Like, even when Kwai... Yes. was like, Britney is creepy... And then Britt.

Goes, bitch, I know a lot about you. And it's like, yo, Brittany, what is happening here? And Kawhi is like, you're an attention whore. And Brittany says, at least I'm not a whore.

I just need everybody to realize out of this group, who is Brittany's friend?

Not the show about real friendships, girl.

No, but for real, I want you to put this together. Who is Brittany's friend?

It ain't Angie who she pulled documents on, but Angie did help her with a breath, man.

I took a little squoosh, squoosh.

And then even at the end where Bronwyn was like, I'm trying to help you, Brittany. It was just sort of like Brittany has no friends.

And that's why.

Oh, she does, honey.

She is Heather's friend. And I'm going to just leave it there. And you people need to start putting shit together.

Okay?

She is Heather's friend.

And she is running out here all around like a chicken with her head.

And she's doing someone else's errands. And I'm just going to leave it at that.

How dreadful. So.

Yes.

So she got into with Bronwyn. Check. Then she checks and get into it with Ashley Kwai.

Check.

Yep. And if that wasn't enough, Miss Bing, because Angie said to her like, hey, you know, Mary.

Told us you stole her flowers. So then if that wasn't enough.

Mm-mm.

She confronts Mary. Of all people.

Nope.

About what Angie just told her. And Mary said, bitch, if you still want more to think of my event, we'll have our problems. Tells her you're too close to be.

Mary was so fucking hilarious this episode. The clips of her that they put in of her being like, you know, she stole my flowers. when she's talking to Seth did you know she took my flowers he's like what.

I was.

First of all I forgot to get into his name and I'm gonna continue with Mary in a second but I forgot the moment with fucking Brittany and Seth yes yes a mess bitch a mess.

I would have been Kyle Richards in that motherfucking bitch.

Let me tell you, Meredith is better than me because don't touch my fucking husband.

Kyle says, get off.

Don't hug my husband, bitch. That would have been me. Get the fuck away from my man. Now, now I will drag your ass to the floor. Do you remember that episode with Kyle and Mauricio? I know you do.

I know you do. That would have been my ass.

It was at the white party.

Yeah.

Yep.

Meredith is better than me. Because what the fuck?

Girl. No.

Oh.

Nope.

When she said... When she... You know, she... Britney greets Seth. Seth looks uncomfortable, like, whatever. She then reaches for a hug. He half hugs her. Lisa Barlow's like, really?

Really?

Meredith comes over and is like, unless you apologize to my husband, you.

Don't talk to him. He then leaves.

Meredith's like, no, great, they're going to think you're leaving because you're uncomfortable and not because of your prior commitment. He was like, I'm leaving because of my prior commitment.

She goes, fine.

Then she comes back in and Meredith, to me, was everything in this moment with her attacking Brittany like, bitch, unless you apologize to my husband, the phone rings, it's set.

Like, She's like, no, she's like, I am not talking to you.

I am not.

Get away from me, you beast. Get away from me. Oh, it's Seth. Seth is calling.

She's like, really?

Are you really not gonna? Hello?

Hello?

Oh, wow.

Wow.

Yes, I'm just dealing with Brittany. Apparently you guys are besties now.

Wow, Meredith.

Meredith walked her like a dog, honey. She walked her like a dog. Let me tell you, when Meredith wants to motherfucking big mare disengage, honey, there is nothing you can do.

It's a wrap for you. It's a wrap.

It's a wrap. It's a wrap. It's a wrap. No, so we have to mention that. So she started off with Seth, then Bronwyn, then... then Kwai, and now with Mary.

Mary clocked in and there's nothing more pleasing than to see Mary clocked in and the way Mary dragged Britney was pleasing to my eyesight.

You know why? You know why? Because she did it at the tone of this.

Yeah. Without saying anything crazy and walking off and was just like, you steal from me.

Again and we're going to have a real problem. And let me tell you something.

When Mary draws that line with you, you feel that shit. And that's why Bronwyn came over and was like, you know what?

Don't force this. Do not force this.

Back the fuck away from Mother Mary right now because you're treading on like this. And this brings me back to what you and I were just saying.

Like, this is real. This right here, this is a real fucking moment. Read the room. Back the fuck away.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. You know what I mean?

Like, yeah, you can't go there.

One thing that I wanted to ask you. Yes.

Obviously, when Mary and Brittany were getting into it, Mary was saying.

How, like, you talk to flowers, you know what I'm going through.

Brittany's saying that that's not a thing.

Yeah.

Do you, and what was interesting is they play in the confessional, Brittany saying like, I didn't mean it that way, pretty much.

Yeah.

Meredith is like, the shade Meredith threw when she said, welcome.

Oh, that was so good, bitch.

When Meredith said.

For a mother who cut her own children off, she may not get it.

Yikes.

Lethal. Lethal.

Lethal weapon, bitch. Parts one, two, and three, okay?

Do you think Britney meant that or did she genuinely not mean it because she talked so fast and she just said it?

I don't even care. And people are going to probably come at.

Yeah.

I don't even fucking care. And people are going to probably come at me for this.

I don't care.

That is how Mary took it. She is a grieving mother.

Yeah.

I don't care if that's how you meant it or not. That's how it was felt. That's how it was received. So you need to fix that. Somehow you need to fix it, whether you meant it, whether you didn't, whether it was worded wrong, wrong timing, whatever. We are forgetting in this moment. This is weeks, weeks, mere weeks.

After a mother lost. No, I don't, I don't care. I don't care.

Yeah.

She's allowed to take it wrong. She's allowed to be like, what? Her head is all over the place. Her heart is ripped out of her body. She is allowed to process things, maybe not in real time. She's dealing with the worst possible reality a mother can deal with. I will say the timing of the wording did come across that way.

The way that the wording, the way the wording was, it read like that. So I can absolutely understand how it was taken like that. But regardless, if she meant it like that, if she.

Didn't, whatever, whatever.

Girl, you you gotta eat all the fucking crow on that and be like i am so fucking i i don't i don't even know how you apologize for that but you have to.

Apologize for that yeah.

You can't sit here and be like i didn't mean it like that no.

No nope nope mm-hmm Nope.

Because the thing is this, even if you didn't mean it like that.

Even if you didn't.

This woman is telling you you took her flowers based on what she.

Which is a fact, by the way.

You're alleging that you took it to the old folks' home, you know, where.

Okay.

That's fucking weird. The whole thing's fucking weird.

That's that.

Then.

I'm just, here's my thing.

I'm not arguing with a mother who lost her child six weeks ago.

That's exactly my point.

I'm going to take the L.

Exactly.

I'm going to take the L.

Exactly my point. Exactly my point.

Yep.

Exactly my point. There are just certain things in life that is one of those things.

You can't. I'm sorry.

No.

You cannot.

Nope.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And she said to you how she's going through a lot. She's not... We all know what she's going through. So even.

I like that they flashed back to it because I watched it again and she said, I'm going through a lot. And she did say that's not a thing. Like, she's not going through losing her fucking Tupperware.

Bitch.

You know what I mean?

Like.

Not even close. Not even close.

Honestly, I was sitting there watching and Bronwyn and Meredith handled that better than me because the way I would have fucking, bitch, I would have gone and found Brittany right then and been like, what the fuck?

I'm going to need you to clear this all the way up right the fuck now because there's no way.

You would have.

I would have. You know that 100%.

I can visually see you being like, what?

100%.

You did what?

Bitch.

What? Sit here, bitch. Did you just tell Mary while Mary, Meredith, and Bra was there?

Yep.

This would have been Monica.

Yep.

Bitch. Not even Brittany. Bitch. Did you just tell Mary?

What the fuck?

Bitch, you already know. You already know. You already know.

Mary wouldn't even finish her sentence, and I would have been like, the fuck? They are better than me, bitch, because you already know. Me and my cape and all.

Like, on the way. You did not say this to Mary.

I know the fuck you didn't, bitch.

But, okay, let me ask you, though. What was she saying that to?

But that's my point. That's why the thing for me is this.

I don't understand.

She's not talking about Tupperware. She's not talking about her garden.

No.

When you said it's not a thing.

What are you saying that to?

Bitch, what? What are you saying that to?

It still exists to me. What was she saying it to then?

That's why I'm like, I can't even. Because the thing is this. I would hope.

That no human, let alone a mother, would even say something so disregarding to a mother.

That just lost their kid. I can't even process.

There's no way, right?

And that's why I was like, wait, did she really?

Because I see her confessionals her being like, no.

And when they flash back to it, I'm like, Brittany, even if.

I try to give you the benefit of the doubt, you know me, I'm always looking like, uh.

I'm not even trying, bitch. I said it straight up. I don't even care. I'm not even trying. I'm not even trying to give you the fuck.

I have nothing for you.

This is when you played the role of trying to make great TV wrong.

Brittany Bateman, you are a bad actor.

That was, I.

Bye.

I will tell you there is, there is one thing that I think all these women have, for the most part, a general agreement on.

And I, and.

I do believe that it's, it's, it's kids. I think that a hundred percent. And I think that's across the board, even with other housewives franchises.

Off limits.

Off limits, 100%. And so I don't know how you, I agree with you. If she, I could see Meredith, Mary, maybe even, I don't even know, going to production and being like.

I'm done filming with her. Yeah. Because that was bad.

That was bad. It was.

And everything that corresponded in this, at the party was, Really, again, this is where my producer brain started to get activated.

I saw how.

Things were structured as we're not going to see Britney again.

And again, I'm not saying I'm right.

I'm not.

Right, right. We don't know.

I don't know. We have no idea. It was like this weird... Tribute? Oh, my God!

It's like her send-off episode. I was going to.

Say send-off, but she's hilarious. That's what it gave me.

It gave, it gave, bye bitch, it gave what you said, like, I think once all the housewives heard, like, wait, what?

Well, and rightfully so.

Mary has every fucking right to be like, I am not comfortable. with where she's at and what she's dealing with and what she's already willing to do to be like, I'm not comfortable being in this space with her.

I'm not.

And I don't want to, and I shouldn't have to.

And obviously Bravo and production and whoever's going to be like, a hundred percent, we understand.

You cannot push anybody that just lost their child. I'm sorry.

There's nothing you can say or do that takes the cake.

It would be the same if it was anyone else.

If Lisa Barlow was going through this, she would expect the same.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, I do.

Lisa wouldn't want someone in her space that made her feel like that over her son.

There's no way in hell. Meredith with Brooks? I mean, come on.

You know? I don't know how.

I don't know, though. I have no idea. Wait, Brittany does come back, though.

Wait, did we also ask you, do we see her at the table?

Wait, wasn't she, was she at the cast trip? The finale, the, oh my gosh, we need to Google this. If she was on the Hawaii cast trip, maybe she, maybe.

They work it out.

I don't know. I gotta see.

But she wasn't in the previews for next week's episode when Mary told Angie to sit her ass down.

Angie, if there's one fucking thing that bitch will do, it's stand up at a table and act like she's a big dog when she's a motherfucking little chihuahua bitch. Bitch, you're still that same lap dog that I called out in.

Season four, honey, in the Sprinter van. Like, come on. Oh my God.

You know what?

I'm going to stand up at this table for the millionth time. Okay, bitch. Mary was all the way right. Sit down, girl. Sit down.

Sit down.

Oh, my Lord. Oh, I'm serious.

She want to stand up at the finale and pick up flowers and act like she's going to throw them. She want to stand up when we're turning butter and throw a glass. She want to stand up and kick a chair. She want to stand up and hold a flower.

Like, come on.

Oh, my Lord.

Oh, I can't. I can't.

Oh, my God. But I did not see Brittany at that table. Did you?

Oh, that's true.

That's true.

No.

I don't know.

Maybe a little bit of a break and then she comes back.

Maybe.

Yeah.

Maybe a cooling off period. She's on pause.

She's on pause. She's on pause. A little pause-y.

So pretty.

Listen, we'll see. We'll see. We'll see. We're going to rage off. Let Monica and I know. Okay, wait.

I have to say this one last thing.

Of course.

I have to say this.

Yes.

When they accuse Bronwyn of paying Brandon.

Oh, yes.

And Bronwyn runs it back to Brandon and is like, they're saying I'm paying you. And I don't even know how much would that cost.

Probably like, bitch.

And the whole time he's like. The whole time he's like, you are. Yeah. he just says, it's a lot of money.

So when they have Bravo Fan Fest, Andy asked her again about that. Like, you know, how do you feel people saying you're like paying Brandon?

And she said, well, first, they.

Called me a gold digger last year. I was digging for gold. So now I got all this money paying somebody.

Which one is it?

So that has been her response to it. But the thing is this, and I love Bronwyn. They have absolutely no chemistry. No.

Yeah, she is.

He had way more chemistry with Khloe Kardashian at their photo shoot.

Bitch, he has more chemistry with Lisa Barlow.

Oh, the cheekbones reference.

Bitch, tell me I'm wrong.

Their conversations are more engaging and entertaining than Bronwyn's conversations with Brandon.

Oh, gosh.

And the whole time she was relaying that story, he sat there, mum's the word, bitch. She's like. I thought that was so weird that he wasn't like, what?

Paying me? Like, it was no reaction. It was just.

You know what's so weird?

It was weird.

It was no reaction. And I feel like any other person would have had a reaction. And would have addressed it, maybe hit on, like, hey, just so y'all know, like.

It was weird. I'm just saying.

And he's really available to be in Utah.

Yeah, he sure is.

The daughter, the daughter like, so do you like fly here and she fly?

And he's like, all the time.

Are we booked or busy? Like, is this part of our gig? But you can, if you're like this top model.

Yep.

You have a lot of time on your hands to be filming for free.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

It's weird. We're not saying anything.

It's just his reaction was not a normal reaction that I would expect someone to say if they went back to their boyfriend and said, everyone thinks I'm paying you to be my boyfriend.

Just like a quirky smile and like. Okay, I just had to bring that up.

No, I'm glad you did. I'm glad you did. Also, let us know about that. Raindrops, do y'all believe the validity of Brahma's relationship with Brandon? Yard stunt or real relationship? And let us know if this should be Brittany's last scene of this movie.

Up until the reunion. Let us know that too.

And once again, Y'all give a big shout out to Monica Garcia.

Happy Halloween. Trick or treat, bitches. This, this.

Remember what I'm saying to you? Remember a week or two ago, I was like, I just felt like there's something brewing.

In the air.

You're like, Carlos, whatever, bitch.

Yep.

So after what happened at the fan fest, you know, I feel like more.

Is to come.

Ooh.

Bitch, from your lips to God's ears, honey. Yes. I love you. Boo thing. Happy Halloween.

Love you, boo. Happy Halloween. I'll see you next week, baby.

Bye.

Bye. Reality with the King is executive produced by me, Carlos King, produced by Jamie Schaefer in partnership.

With the Black Effect Podcast Network.

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